3/10
Discount Bin 50 Shades
16 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
We committed to a girls weekend and this series based on the reviews. We didn't buy enough wine.

1. Just make it 4 hours. Stop turning out movie after move and just make the next movie four quality hours all in one.

2. We are going to start our own production company just to have an excuse to travel to Italy. We promise to film something even lower budget than this. We biggest a sip of win every time you catch a production flaw.

3. You are in Florence and there are screensavers with higher production levels.

4. Her hair changes color twice in the episode who in heck was in charge of continuity. Is that why they won't let her get it wet or wash it all?

Passionflix should be renamed Lukewarmflix. We wait four hours for the big scene and if you blink you miss it and a creepy "one ride per night babe" ending.

A+ score for the cover art but lowest marks possible for delivering on a promise.
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