Moronic; juvenile; absurd; pure garbage...
first of all - badly cast; the persons pretending to be the main characters in this disaster couldn't act their way thru 1st grade fairy tale theater
two - idiotic story; yeah things like this occur when you throw a dingbat and a dorkus in the same room
third - supporting cast from hell (wendie malik belongs on local tv in Quackaghanistan: "and that missing goat was eaten by lions according to QuackaVille Police Chief and Taxi Driver Shumracha Bishnafong )
if you make it to the end of this, seek therapy immediatley (binge watching McHale's Navy reruns will help along with cheetos, popcorn, and several ham sammiches.