Imagine being so desperate for people to like your awful, low budget movie that you had friends, family, shills, fake accounts or members of the cast & crew write positive reviews. Then you used this posse to prop up these ridiculous opinions and downvote any "bad" reviews that spout facts. This is the case with 'Ready 2 Die'.
There's four top reviews with over a 100 positive votes each and three of them saw and wrote about this obscure flick within a month of it coming out. None see it as any less than a 7/10. Hmm I don't think so. This is shady. Thankfully a lot of real people came along and rated this accordingly dropping the average down. Seriously check out those numbers!
'Ready 2 Die' is a cheap vanity project from John Azpilicueta. Who produced, wrote, directed and stars. It is neither artistic, funny or entertaining. I'm not going to dignify this garbage by talking about the story. There are two known faces in the cast, Noel G & Bridgette B. No joke. It's what landed me here. One is a decent Latino character actor who's appeared in some good crime / hood movies of this type and the other is an attractive lady who takes her clothes off onscreen for a living. They only pop up briefly and needless to say this isn't their finest hour.
I suspect John Azpilicueta or someone close to his movies is either a narcissistic or the saddest person alive. His 'The Neighborhood' has a good rating but no reviews here at IMDb and I can't find any elsewhere on the internet. His first produced movie 'The Wounded' wouldn't sell if it was found in a $2 DVD clearance bin at Walmart, but has a solid 7.0 rating as of this moment from hundreds of "people". I've never seen this level of pathetic self promotion before.
There's four top reviews with over a 100 positive votes each and three of them saw and wrote about this obscure flick within a month of it coming out. None see it as any less than a 7/10. Hmm I don't think so. This is shady. Thankfully a lot of real people came along and rated this accordingly dropping the average down. Seriously check out those numbers!
'Ready 2 Die' is a cheap vanity project from John Azpilicueta. Who produced, wrote, directed and stars. It is neither artistic, funny or entertaining. I'm not going to dignify this garbage by talking about the story. There are two known faces in the cast, Noel G & Bridgette B. No joke. It's what landed me here. One is a decent Latino character actor who's appeared in some good crime / hood movies of this type and the other is an attractive lady who takes her clothes off onscreen for a living. They only pop up briefly and needless to say this isn't their finest hour.
I suspect John Azpilicueta or someone close to his movies is either a narcissistic or the saddest person alive. His 'The Neighborhood' has a good rating but no reviews here at IMDb and I can't find any elsewhere on the internet. His first produced movie 'The Wounded' wouldn't sell if it was found in a $2 DVD clearance bin at Walmart, but has a solid 7.0 rating as of this moment from hundreds of "people". I've never seen this level of pathetic self promotion before.