4/10
Stupid Woman with A Pointy Nose Goes to London
18 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, so the woman in this film doesn't seem normal at all, like she's got a below-average IQ. I mean, perhaps she might be on "the spectrum" but she's definitely not simply naive or inexperienced, she's abnormally childlike and easily manipulated.

Predictably, she gets pushed around by selfish swinging city people and her feelings are hurt because she cannot comprehend why she's not making friends or getting dates.

So ...she STEALS A DOG so that she can meet a good looking young man. Brenda carefully bathes the dog, ties a bow in his hair, and returns him to the handsome Peter where she reveals herself to be even more damaged by telling him SHE WANTS HIM TO GIVE HER A BABY. This is a woman, not a little girl, mind you. She steals a dog so she can tell a total stranger that she wants to have a baby with him. Then she immediately moves in, being the weak minded individual she is, like literally the day she meets him.

Even more stupidly, she tells no one at all where she is or what she's doing. THEN (oh then) she discovers Peter has a huge drawer full of money and he won't tell her where he got it from, and he's already revealed he doesn't work (he's hiding a past as a male escort with a string of alcoholic sugar mommas he's murdered in cold blood).

You'd think that even a woman who was a little slow would get suspicious, especially since he's moved Brenda in his house, insisted on calling her WENDY, and won't even let her sleep with him in his bed. Now there's a big drawer full of big bills ....so, she gets up the next morning, writes Peter what appears to be a "Dear John" letter and the viewer can imagine that suddenly Brenda/Wendy has wised up and is going home to her mom.

Nope, not Brenda! Instead she goes on a shopping spree and gets a make-over that manages to make her look twenty times uglier than she was to begin with. Brenda chooses an outfit and a hair style that make her look 50 years old and somehow her nose is EVEN POINTIER THAN EVER. Brenda thinks she's looking good.

This movie is so weird and preposterous, it is definitely the kind of thing you can watch once and just be like...what?
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