This movie broke my brain.
The number of times I yelled, "OMG." Or, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?" Or, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!"
This movie is absolute bottom-of-the-barrel trash quality. On every level. In every aspect of filmmaking. There's no point in listing them all out. This movie is 8 stars on the SoBad scale. It's the dumbest, worst thing ever. (1 viewing, 7/7/2023)
SPOILERS
There are infinity things to make fun of. Here are some things I noted down as I was watching:
This movie has the gall to reference James Bond when a character orders a martini shaken, not stirred. This movie has the gall to completely rip off mission impossible. They even steal a line from Spider-Man (see my headline above). And a character does the Black Widow pose from the Avengers.
There is a scene where they're watching some news footage of a man promoting a fight. Later, they go to see that man in person, and it's the exact same footage/dialogue of him promoting the fight. Are you kidding me? You couldn't film another 5 second scene with one actor?
I'm never one to complain when a woman wins a fight against a bigger man. We're watching a movie with imaginary characters. James Bond can beat up a guy three times his size. That's his character, he's THAT good. In Sheroes, on the other hand, it's a fight between a "skater girl" and what amounts to a professional MMA fighter... Are you for realing me?
By the end of this movie, these women are super spies... In a span of a few days... With their only training being target practice. WHO WROTE THIS?!?!?
There is a CGI shot of a plane. It's just flying, not an action scene. And it literally made me yell out, "WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!" It looks like a PS2 game. Vehicles are one of the easiest things to CGI. How is it this bad? And if it is, why would you even use that shot. It's completely unnecessary.
I can't even do it. This is insanity. There is a scene where Diamond gets to the head cartel guy with her pistol pointed at him. He gets up and walks towards her like he's not afraid. Then he sees a red dot on his chest and suddenly stops, looking very concerned. And they show Ezra with a sniper, "I got him." I don't understand. Is the pistol not enough? Is the guy immune to pistol bullets and his only weakness is sniper bullets?
Then when he threatens to follow them home and kill them all, she shoots the two poisonous spider terrariums on the wall behind him. Then IMMEDIATELY in the next shot, he has two spiders on his face, looking like he's dying. Did her bullets have a shockwave effect that launched the spiders out of the terrariums and onto his face, and caused them to be so startled that they instantaneously bit him????????
Also, why wouldn't she just shoot him? You know, so he doesn't immediately come after you... EXACTLY like he does. Then Diamond throws the gun to Ryder instead of shooting the guy herself. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Even the end credits song is hysterical.
The number of times I yelled, "OMG." Or, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?" Or, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!"
This movie is absolute bottom-of-the-barrel trash quality. On every level. In every aspect of filmmaking. There's no point in listing them all out. This movie is 8 stars on the SoBad scale. It's the dumbest, worst thing ever. (1 viewing, 7/7/2023)
SPOILERS
There are infinity things to make fun of. Here are some things I noted down as I was watching:
This movie has the gall to reference James Bond when a character orders a martini shaken, not stirred. This movie has the gall to completely rip off mission impossible. They even steal a line from Spider-Man (see my headline above). And a character does the Black Widow pose from the Avengers.
There is a scene where they're watching some news footage of a man promoting a fight. Later, they go to see that man in person, and it's the exact same footage/dialogue of him promoting the fight. Are you kidding me? You couldn't film another 5 second scene with one actor?
I'm never one to complain when a woman wins a fight against a bigger man. We're watching a movie with imaginary characters. James Bond can beat up a guy three times his size. That's his character, he's THAT good. In Sheroes, on the other hand, it's a fight between a "skater girl" and what amounts to a professional MMA fighter... Are you for realing me?
By the end of this movie, these women are super spies... In a span of a few days... With their only training being target practice. WHO WROTE THIS?!?!?
There is a CGI shot of a plane. It's just flying, not an action scene. And it literally made me yell out, "WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!" It looks like a PS2 game. Vehicles are one of the easiest things to CGI. How is it this bad? And if it is, why would you even use that shot. It's completely unnecessary.
I can't even do it. This is insanity. There is a scene where Diamond gets to the head cartel guy with her pistol pointed at him. He gets up and walks towards her like he's not afraid. Then he sees a red dot on his chest and suddenly stops, looking very concerned. And they show Ezra with a sniper, "I got him." I don't understand. Is the pistol not enough? Is the guy immune to pistol bullets and his only weakness is sniper bullets?
Then when he threatens to follow them home and kill them all, she shoots the two poisonous spider terrariums on the wall behind him. Then IMMEDIATELY in the next shot, he has two spiders on his face, looking like he's dying. Did her bullets have a shockwave effect that launched the spiders out of the terrariums and onto his face, and caused them to be so startled that they instantaneously bit him????????
Also, why wouldn't she just shoot him? You know, so he doesn't immediately come after you... EXACTLY like he does. Then Diamond throws the gun to Ryder instead of shooting the guy herself. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Even the end credits song is hysterical.