ghostwiththemostbabe Review of Hell Nurse

Hell Nurse (2022)

Boobs, Lucifer, Gore, Sacrilege, Carnage, Revenge

[19 November 2023]

Cinematic retro style oddity while predictable it somehow still made room for some twist and turns. Along the way some fairly extreme horror that you usually only find in the lowliest darkest corners of film and a bit of religious filth and rape for shock value. Darlene Perkins suffers a sickening rape by two sickos while watching her grandparents brutal execution. The female sidekick of the rapists blows the grandmothers head to pieces with a pretty savage shotgun blast that looked pretty convincing for a micro budget film as well as the throat slicing of the grandfather which looked too real to watch all the way and adds a darkness to the first act that is hard to shake. The shy and quiet nurse now topless revealing previously hidden massive breasts is shot and slips unconscious while the rapists make plans and stuff her body along with the grandparents into a closet to rot away while they party and fight among each other in the brain and blood splattered living room. Darlene escapes and goes to the nuthouse where she's harassed by another inmate to persue revenge but Darkens just wants to return to normal life and move on. Once released she begins work in a new hospital where the staff immediately begin to abuse her and the local priest helps himself to a handful of her behind when no one is looking. Darlene eventually encounters the same rapists undetected and returns to her friend in the nuthouse for help. From there she is sent on a wild mission by the demonic voice of Satan second hand man who tatoos and pentagram on her bare chest. She is sent to sacrifice her own blood to the grandparents grave, masturbate in a church, and accept the mark of the beast on her once again gratuitously exposed breasts. After this her demeanor changes and she begins picking off hospital staff as satan makes good on his promise and delivers the rapists to her in the hospital which she has now taken over. After a bit long second act the carnage begins again and this is where the film gets brutal. Castration, abortion, and good old fashion slasher hacking with insane amounts of blood and agony with some graphic religious filth tossed in for the "hell" of it. The revenge is sweet and satisfying as Darlene avenges her grandparents and herself before driving off into the mountain roads to classical music fully exercised and avenged before she has a chance of getting caught. While some of this is difficult to watch for various reasons mostly if your squeamish, the storyline plays out just too well and we get the ending we wanted so 8.5/10 and maybe higher for the grindhouse ghouls out there.