NOctoberween #10 (The Week of Gutter Trash 1): Suburban Sasquatch (2004)
(7/10): So to start this week off I'm going to be marathoning the remaining Visual Vengeance releases in my collection that I have yet to see so you can expect at least 4 more films released by them to be coming, but with that being said this was pretty fun.
Suburban Sasquatch is pretty simple, there's a mysterious string of murders occurring that two park rangers are investigating, a writer is pursuing in hopes of his big break and also a strange girl with a bow and arrow is also hunting down the killer, which happens to be Bigfoot, but only her tools can defeat it and it has the ability to disappear into thin air if near any rural forests or other areas of that type.
Now this sounds pretty stupid and that's because it is, but it's charming in its incredibly flawed form and it's independent spirit of making a movie because you just love movies.
It's also incredibly, I guess cute, in its effects as they are either the highlight or the lowlight depending on what you're looking for.
They are so so so bad, there's a scratch that's just the titular beast with fake blood on his fingers lightly wiping it across someone's shirt, which doesn't even tear by the way. However the film actually has digital effects, and oh my god they are atrocious in the best way possible. They look worse than poorly aged cgi from the nineties, to give you an idea of how bad it is, if I were to take a freeze frame of a digital effect from this movie, it would look like something done on Microsoft Paint.
The noises of the Sasquatch also are pretty freaking hilarious, they're obviously groans but they sound also like he's constipated.
This is low budget as hell but it's obviously not meant to be an award winner, it's meant to be a drunk movie enjoyed with some buddies.
So sit back, relax and revel in the sheer absurdity and lunacy.
(7/10): So to start this week off I'm going to be marathoning the remaining Visual Vengeance releases in my collection that I have yet to see so you can expect at least 4 more films released by them to be coming, but with that being said this was pretty fun.
Suburban Sasquatch is pretty simple, there's a mysterious string of murders occurring that two park rangers are investigating, a writer is pursuing in hopes of his big break and also a strange girl with a bow and arrow is also hunting down the killer, which happens to be Bigfoot, but only her tools can defeat it and it has the ability to disappear into thin air if near any rural forests or other areas of that type.
Now this sounds pretty stupid and that's because it is, but it's charming in its incredibly flawed form and it's independent spirit of making a movie because you just love movies.
It's also incredibly, I guess cute, in its effects as they are either the highlight or the lowlight depending on what you're looking for.
They are so so so bad, there's a scratch that's just the titular beast with fake blood on his fingers lightly wiping it across someone's shirt, which doesn't even tear by the way. However the film actually has digital effects, and oh my god they are atrocious in the best way possible. They look worse than poorly aged cgi from the nineties, to give you an idea of how bad it is, if I were to take a freeze frame of a digital effect from this movie, it would look like something done on Microsoft Paint.
The noises of the Sasquatch also are pretty freaking hilarious, they're obviously groans but they sound also like he's constipated.
This is low budget as hell but it's obviously not meant to be an award winner, it's meant to be a drunk movie enjoyed with some buddies.
So sit back, relax and revel in the sheer absurdity and lunacy.