This is not one of those movies.
It's just bad.
But I still watched it, because apparently I'm a glutton for punishment. The dialog is absolutely absurd. The hand to hand combat is actually adorable it's so puffy.
And the gunfights??
As stated, these bad guys make Stormtroopers look like olympic marksmen.
The only reason I gave it three stars was because they deserve credit for understanding the main assignment.
Show Rachel Cook with as little clothes as possible, as often as possible.
Also, why didn't they take the motorcycles when they killed those two guys? I guess the movie would've been too short.
It's just bad.
But I still watched it, because apparently I'm a glutton for punishment. The dialog is absolutely absurd. The hand to hand combat is actually adorable it's so puffy.
And the gunfights??
As stated, these bad guys make Stormtroopers look like olympic marksmen.
The only reason I gave it three stars was because they deserve credit for understanding the main assignment.
Show Rachel Cook with as little clothes as possible, as often as possible.
Also, why didn't they take the motorcycles when they killed those two guys? I guess the movie would've been too short.