Which this absolute trash and total waste of time, would certainly deserve. Not only does this have some of the worst (and I hate to use this word) ACTING ever put on tape (yes it was done with a video recorder, not film) the most tepid pacing in film history (even the CREEPING TERROR, universally hailed as one of the worst movies ever made is better). Add in the ABSOLUTE WORST, MOST HORRIBLE, USELESS Bigfoot costume ever committed to celluloid, as well as the worst SFX ever put on tape, a director who must have been asleep at the wheel... and you get this worthless piece of garbage. Films like this are why IMDB really needs to break down and give us a zero rating. Every copy of this should be put in a rocket and fired into the sun.
Review of Suburban Sasquatch
