The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)

Stephen Chase: Master of Ceremonies

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Master of Ceremonies : Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, we're going to present for your approval a novelty picture with an all-midget cast, the first of its kind to ever be produced. I'm told that it has everything, that is, everything that a western should have.

• [opening sequence] 

  The Hero (Buck Lawson) : I'm the hero. After this picture's out, I'll be the biggest cowboy star in Hollywood.

  The Villain (Bat Haines) : I'm the villain. I'm the toughest hombre that ever lived, and I ain't afraid o' the biggest one o' you. I'm the Terror of Tiny Town, and that's the star part.

  The Hero (Buck Lawson) : That's what you think.

  The Villain (Bat Haines) : Ye-eah. That's what I think!

  Master of Ceremonies : Wait a minute! Men! Men! Wait a minute!