Dizzy Detectives (1943)
Curly Howard: Curly
Quotes
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Curly : I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it!
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Moe : Now, let me see. The door goes on the right.
[looking at his hands]
Moe : Right.
Curly : [stopping him] Wait a minute. The man said the door goes on the right.
[he points to his own right, Moe's left]
Moe : [holding up his fist] What's this?
Curly : A fist.
Moe : [bonking him on the head] Right or left?
[Curly thinks]
Moe : Oh, ignorant, eh?
[bonking him again]
Moe : Now, listen, grapehead. I'll explain it so even you can understand it. Now, here.
[moving Curly to his side]
Moe : Get over here. Now, when I say "go", we both point to the right. Go!
[they point in opposite directions]
Moe : Hey, porcupine. Come here. Point to the right for this chump, will you?
[Larry points to his right, which, based on his position, is in a different direction]
Curly : See?
Moe : [slapping them both] Get busy.
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Moe : [whispering] It's that crook and he's wearin' a fur coat! Come on!
[the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla]
Moe : Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered!
[the gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns]
Moe : Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!
Curly : It's real! A real chimmanypanzee!
Larry : That's no chimp, ya chump! That's a gorilla!
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Larry : That Dill sure had to cheapen the pickle.
Curly : I'd like to get that ape-man by the throat. I'd tear his ears off, I'd...
[pantomiming an eye-poking]
Curly : ...gouge his eyes out.
Moe : Shut up, Tarzan. You're all wet.
Curly : [waving him off] Mmm!
[he puts on his hat, unaware of a glass of water inside, which spills all over him]
Curly : How did you know?
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Police Detective : The inspector wants to see you down at headquarters.
Moe , Larry , Curly : [pointing at each other] I didn't do it, he did it.
Larry : I saw him.
Curly : I'll be a witness. He had the money right in his hand.
Police Detective : Relax, you're not under arrest. The inspector has accepted your applications.
Larry : You mean we're gonna be on the police force?
Moe : Oh, boy. Free apples.
Curly : I'll be a manhunter! A bloodhound!
[he barks like a dog]