Half-Wits Holiday (1947)
Moe Howard: Moe
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Quotes
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Prof. Quackenbush : How would you boys like to make $1,000?
Moe : Who do you have to murder?
Prof. Quackenbush : Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.
[the Stooges all flinch in horror]
Larry : No, no! Not that!
Curly : Our father would never forgive us.
Larry : There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.
Moe : Quit bragging.
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Mrs. Smythe-Smythe : [Moe hides a pie he was holding by sticking it to the ceiling] My dear man. Do tell me about yourself.
Moe : Well you see... well that is...
[looks up to see the pie unsticking]
Moe : would you pardon me.
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe : If you don't tell me about this metamorphosis. I will always feel that I've missed something.
Moe : Lady, if you don't go right now, you're not going to miss anything.
[starts to walk away, Mrs. Smythe-Smythe stops him]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe : What's wrong? You act as though the Sword of Demacles is hanging over your head.
Moe : Lady, you must be psychic.
[walks away]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe : I wonder what's wrong with that man?
[looks up and the pie unsticks and falls on her face]