Half-Wits Holiday (1947)

Curly Howard: Curly

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Quotes 

• Moe : But we're organized.

  [holds up a card with the letters AAM on it] 

  Moe : The Amalgamated Association of Morons. Local six and seven eighths.

  Moe , Curly , Larry : We are morons! Tried and true! We will do our yell for you!

• Prof. Quackenbush : How would you boys like to make $1,000?

  Moe : Who do you have to murder?

  Prof. Quackenbush : Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.

  [the Stooges all flinch in horror] 

  Larry : No, no! Not that!

  Curly : Our father would never forgive us.

  Larry : There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.

  Moe : Quit bragging.

• Curly : There's a hair in my soup.

  Moe : You're crazy. That's a crack in your plate.

  Curly : I never saw a crack go that way.

  [he makes a curving motion with his hand] 

  Moe : Well, that's neither hair nor there.

• Curly : [to Professor Quackenbush as they rehearse eating an invisible dinner]  "Pardon me, what are we eating now?"