Stalag 17 (1953)
Sig Ruman: Sgt. Johann Sebastian Schulz
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Quotes
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Sgt. Schulz : [on seeing the men wearing Hitler moustaches] Bah! One Fuhrer is enough!
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Sgt. Schulz : How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns?
Lt. James Skylar Dunbar : We sort of hope you'd laugh yourselves to death.
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Sgt. Schulz : [amused] You Americans are so *crazy*! That's why I like you!
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Sgt. Schulz : [preparing POWs for an important inspection] The barracks should be schpic, and also schpan!
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Sgt. Schulz : We will grab some shovels and we will undig that tunnel which you digged.
Animal : Shulz, why don't we just plug up the tunnel with the Commandant in one end, and you in the other?
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Sgt. Schulz : Well, well, gentlemen, am I interrupting something?
Hoffy : Yeah, Schulz, we were just passin' out guns.
Sgt. Schulz : Guns?
[realizing he's kidding]
Sgt. Schulz : Ah, you're joking. Always with the visecrackers.
Shapiro : Visecrackers. Where did he pick up his English, in a pretzel factory?
Sgt. Schulz : You always think I'm a square. I've been to America. I've been wrestling there. I wrestled in Milwaukee and St. Louis, in Cincinnati, and I will go back. The way the war is going, I will be there before you.
Shapiro : You should live so long.
Sgt. Schulz : [sharing a laugh, then stopping] Here. That's me in Cincinnati.
Animal : [taking a picture] Who's the other wrestler? The one with the mustache?
Sgt. Schulz : That's my wife.
Animal : Hey, look at all that meat. Ain't she the bitter end?
Sgt. Schulz : [taking the picture back] Oh, give it back. You must not arouse yourself.
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Sgt. Schulz : [after confiscating the POWs' radio] Hoffy, I'm very sorry about the mousetrap, but the war news are very depressing anyway, huh?
[speaking German to another guard]
Sgt. Schulz : I might as well also confiscate the antenna.
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Price : You guys have some machine gun practice last night?
Sgt. Schulz : Oh, terrible. Such foolish boys. Such nice boys. I'd better not talk about it. It makes me sick to my stomach. Aufstehen. Aufstehen. Aufstehen. Roll call, everybody. Raus. Raus.
Duke : You killed them, huh? Both of 'em?
Sgt. Schulz : Oh, such nice boys. It makes me sick to my...
Duke : Don't wear it out!
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Animal : As long as you're gonna move somebody in, how about a couple of them Russian broads?
Sgt. Schulz : Russian women prisoners?
Shapiro : Jawohl.
Sgt. Schulz : Some are not bad at all.
Animal : Ja. Just get us a couple with beautiful glockenspiels.
Sgt. Schulz : [sharing a roar of laughter, then stopping] Droppen sie dead!