Blunder Boys (1955)

Shemp Howard: Days

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Quotes 

• Moe : You guys prepare for 81C!

  Larry , Shemp : Not that! Not that!

  Moe : 81C! Go!

  [holds out his two eye-poking fingers for Larry and Shemp to walk into] 

• Moe : I'm Halliday.

  [holds up his badge] 

  Larry : I'm Tarriday.

  [holds up his badge] 

  Shemp : I'm Independence Day!

  [holds a lit dynamite stick and waits for it to go off, but it doesn't] 

  Shemp : Fooled ya, didn't I?

  [Dynamite finally explodes off-screen] 

  Shemp : Fooled me, too!

• Moe : I'm Halliday.

  [holds up his badge] 

  Larry : I'm Terriday.

  [holds up his badge] 

  Shemp : I'm St. Patricks Day!

  [holds up a shamrock] 

  Moe : When we first started out, I never thought we'd be three fingers on the arm of the law

  [holds up his index finger] 

  Moe : I'm the first finger.

  Larry : [holds out his middle finger]  I'm the second finger.

  Shemp : [holds out his pinky]  I'm the hangnail.

• Moe : By the way, I'm Halliday.

  [holds out a pickaxe] 

  Larry : I'm Terriday.

  [holds out a shovel] 

  Shemp : I'm Labor Day

  [holds out a shovel] 

  Larry : And with us now, every day is Labor Day!

• Alma Matter : I see you've decided to major in criminology.

  Moe : That's right, ma'am. All we want is the facts, ma'am.

  Shemp : We chose criminology because it's scientific.

  Larry : Indeed! In a lexicon of crime, it is theoretically propounded that passion, inhibition, and delinquency are the major contributing factors.

  Moe : Not to mention corruption of mind, detestations, and schizophrenia, if I may be so sesquipedalian.

  Shemp : A jerk with a quirk may do the work. Or, a Turk with a dirk may stick a clerk.

• Moe : I'm Halliday.

  [holds up his badge] 

  Larry : I'm Terriday.

  [holds up his badge] 

  Shemp : I'm Ground Hog Day!

  [holds up a package of pork sausage]