Forever, Darling (1956)

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : It's a beautiful world, Susan. And someday they'll be no hunger and no struggle. Men will have time to understand each other. This thing is going to come, all right. The question is how soon? For twenty years or must it be a thousand? Never was danger in the world as great as it is today; but, never was paradise so near.

Susan Vega : You know something, Larry? You ought to be President of the United States!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : You mean separate bedrooms for Susan and me?

Millie Opdyke : All the better homes are built that way.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Then, we'll never live in one of the better homes.

Susan Vega : Separate bedrooms - it does, sort of, a lonesome way to sleep. Don't you find it hard to fall asleep when you're alone?

Millie Opdyke : Certainly not! You get to like it.

Susan Vega : Oh, I don't know. And my feet! What about my feet? You know, when they get cold, I kinda like to...

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Yeah, well, eh...

Millie Opdyke : I could die! I could just die!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : You know something, Millie, you're always saying that - but you never do it.

Susan Vega : Look, I know you don't like Henry Opdyke.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : He's a load of hay.

Susan Vega : And I wish you would remember that Millie is my cousin and my closest friend.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : She's a load of hay, too.

Susan Vega : She is not!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : She's a breed of cat that's dyin' and deserves to die.

Susan Vega : That's a terrible thing to say. Millie is devoted to me. She's a fine woman.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : And I'm Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : [Yosemite] I think it'll do you good.

Susan Vega : Sure, it'll do me great!

Susan Vega : Maybe we're to early? Do you think the mosquitos will be up yet?

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : They'll be up. Don't worry.

Susan Vega : I hope so. It seems a shame to wake 'em up just to kill 'em.

Oliver Clinton : You've done a real job on the insecticide.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Thank you.

Bill Finlay : Job, my foot. To Larry, 383 is a crusade! He hasn't been home to dinner for a month.

Oliver Clinton : We think it has great possibilities.

Bill Finlay : We think it will make DDT look like talcum powder.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Are you going to fire our maid, Millie? You've already decided how Susan and I are going to sleep.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Oh yes, the secret crushes on movie stars. Millie's married to a load of hay; so, she takes it out on Robert Taylor.

Susan Vega : Gregory Peck!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : All right, Gregory Peck, then!

Susan Vega : And this thing!

[Picks up Larry's squeezebox]

Susan Vega : Aw-he, Aw-he, Aw-he, Ah-he! It drives me crazy! You'll never learn to play it properly. It's a perfectly ridiculous hobby.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : I don't agree! Albert Einstein played the fiddle!

Susan Vega : Well, you're no Einstein!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : I had the darnedest dream last night.

Susan Vega : Did you? That's very interesting.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : I dreamed, sitting at the foot of my bed was Ava Gardner and she was wearing a kind of a beautiful manteiga...

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : [pointing to Mr. Bewell's cocktail] Say, I thought the doctor told you to taper off?

Charles Y. Bewell : I did. I tapered off beautifully and now I'm going through the joyous process of tapering on again.

Charles Y. Bewell : What's this you were saying about Ava Gardner?

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Oh, I dreamed about her last night.

Charles Y. Bewell : Hmmm. Nice going, boy.

The Guardian Angel : [talking privately to Susan] Well, I can't help it if he dreams about her. Do you remember the time you dreamed that you and I were caught in an elevator alone, between floors, and you...

Susan Vega : Quiet!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : I-yi-yi-yi - yi!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : [singing] I make this promise, And willingly I'll keep it, Forever, Forever Darling, You will find me true.

Susan Vega : Gee, it's awfully dark in here.

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Yes, dear.

Susan Vega : This is some of the darkest dark I've ever seen.

Susan Vega : Well, that's the thanks I get for coming along to help you!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Help me? I would have gotten more help from a drunken kangaroo!

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : That's the kind of remark I expect from a person who has the IQ of a moron!

Susan Vega : Moron?

Lorenzo Xavier Vega : Yeah!

Susan Vega : Well, that did it! That's the last straw. I'm going home.