The Facts of Life (1960)

Lucille Ball: Kitty Weaver

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Quotes 

• Larry Gilbert : How old are you?

  Kitty Weaver : Five years younger than you. How old are you?

• Kitty Weaver : Can't sleep.

  Larry Gilbert : Me either.

  Kitty Weaver : I'm starved.

  Larry Gilbert : Me too.

  Kitty Weaver : What's your opinion of eating late at night?

  Larry Gilbert : Suicide.

  Kitty Weaver : Ever do it?

  Larry Gilbert : Only late at night.

• Larry Gilbert : ...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "

  Kitty Weaver : That's a new husband.

• Kitty Weaver : Am I really doing this? Me, Kitty Weaver? Secretary to the PTA? Den mother to the Cub Scouts? Am I really going to San Francisco to spend the weekend... with the husband of my best friend?

• Kitty Weaver : [after Larry criticizes her for buying a rabbit instead of a chicken at the grocery store]  IT WAS LYING DOWN!