Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967)

Carol Channing: Muzzy Van Hossmere

Photos 

Quotes 

• Muzzy Van Hossmere : Raspberries!

• Muzzy Van Hossmere : [seeing Millie in tears]  Oh! Moderns don't cry.

  Millie Dillmount : No. No, of course not.

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : Now Millie, I must apologize for my guest. Judith is a rude and spoiled young lady. You must not let her upset you.

  Millie Dillmount : Oh Muzzy, I'm so mixed up, so confused. It's not only Miss Tremaine, though she did read me right. I am a working girl, and a boob.

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with being a working girl. I was a working girl myself in the chorus, but I wasn't a boob.

  Millie Dillmount : No, you married well, and that's exactly my plan, and I've got to stick to it.

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : Jimmy told me your plans, Millie, to marry your boss.

  [Millie nods yes] 

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : Love has nothing to do with it?

  Millie Dillmount : Yes, Ma'am, I'm a modern.

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : You're a boob.

• [after doing loop de loops in the air, Muzzy has just gotten off the bi-plane with her flying instructor, Baron Richter] 

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : [rubbing her ears]  You know, Baron Richter, those loop de loops are beginning to affect my inner ear. They really are.

  [Baron Richter grabs Muzzy, dips her then kisses her] 

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : [grabbing her cleared ears in amazement]  Why Baron Richter, you're perfectly marvelous.

  [Baron Richter stands at attention in acknowledgment] 

  Muzzy Van Hossmere : And to think we were against you in the late war.

• Muzzy Van Hossmere : Myself, I prefer to sleep in the all-together.

• Muzzy Van Hossmere : Follow your heart, no raspberries!