Skidoo (1968)

Renny Roker: A Prison Guard

Quotes 

• Prisoner Question Machine : Please an-swer yes or no: Do you have a-ny chil-dren?

  [the men press their buttons, but the Professor looks puzzled] 

  Prisoner Question Machine : Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton! Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton!

  A Prison Guard : What's the idea here, buddy?

  Fred (The Professor) : These machines are silly!

  A Prison Guard : What's the big deal? You just press "yes" or "no".

  Fred (The Professor) : Yes, but suppose my answer is "maybe"...