Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)

Mary Gregory: Sister Mary Alice

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• Sister Mary Alice : I got here as fast as I could, Sister Mary. What is it this time?

  Sister Mary Alice : Why don't you ask Phillip?

  Helen North : Phillip?

  [Phillip turns around revealing a black eye] 

  Helen North : Darling! What happened?

  Phillip North : Nothing.

  Helen North : Who did that to you?

  Phillip North : One of the kids.

  [points at Sister Mary] 

  Phillip North : *She* started it. She says I'm not legal.

  Helen North : What?

  Phillip North : And Mike isn't my brother.

  Helen North : Of course he's your brother.

  Phillip North : Then my name's Phillip Beardsley.

  Sister Mary Alice : Phillip North.

  Phillip North : There she goes again.

  Sister Mary Alice : Sister, couldn't you - couldn't you just call him Phillip Beardsley?

  Sister Mary Alice : I'm sorry, but the school requires that we use their legal names.

  Phillip North : Let's go to another school.

  Helen North : Sister, I, uh, I understand your legal problem, but you must try to understand mine. You see, I'm trying to bring two families together, and this is the first sign that I may be succeeding. So I really would appreciate it if you'd let Phillip sign his name Beardsley.

  Sister Mary Alice : But legally, it's North.

  Sister Mary Alice : But it's more important that emotionally, it's Beardsley.

  Sister Mary Alice : North.

  Helen North : Beardsley.

  Sister Mary Alice : North!

  Helen North : Beardsley, Beardsley, Beardsley!

  Phillip North : Watch out, Mom. You might get a black eye.