Dead Again (1991)

Robin Williams: Dr. Cozy Carlisle

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• Cozy Carlisle : Someone's either a smoker or a nonsmoker. There's no in-between. The trick is to find out which one you are and be that.

  Mike Church : Yeah, well, you know, I'm - I'm trying to quit. So...

  Cozy Carlisle : Don't tell me you're trying to quit. People who say they are trying to quit are basically pussies who cannot commit. Find out which one you are. Be that. That's it. If you're a nonsmoker, you'll know.

• Cozy Carlisle : You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma.

  Mike Church : I thought karma was I do something bad in this life and I'm a termite in the next.

  Cozy Carlisle : Hey, if you ask me, pal, you're already a termite in this life in a shitty suit, OK?

• Cozy Carlisle : Hey, thumb-dick, I was a damn good shrink. In 16 1/2 years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of shit. Okay. I slept with a patient or two. It's not like I didn't care about 'em.

  Mike Church : Okay.

  Cozy Carlisle : I loved being a doctor. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the fuckin' state comes along, they send some bitch undercover, and I'm fucked. It ain't fair, is it?

• Cozy Carlisle : Karmically, self-defense is quite cool.

• Mike Church : Why would she want to kill me now?

  Cozy Carlisle : Why do women do anything?

• Mike Church : You telling me to kill her?

  Cozy Carlisle : You do her before she does you.

  Mike Church : I thought karma was like, you learn something from one lifetime to another.

  Cozy Carlisle : Well, that's what you learned from this life. I mean, karmically, self-defence is quite cool.

• Cozy Carlisle : Myron was impotent. Imagine that - a man lays pipe for a living and can't get it up at home.

  Mike Church : Yeah, well, Myron must've had a helluva hard-on when he made out his will.

• Cozy Carlisle : Jesus, 11,000. That's a lot of grateful.

• Mike Church : Cozy Carlisle?

  Cozy Carlisle : Fuck you. I'm on a break.

  Mike Church : Mr. Carlisle, I've been retained by the law firm of Opperman-Crowe to find you and tell you that Myron Spargo died last month.

  Cozy Carlisle : Who the fuck's Myron Spargo?

  Mike Church : He was a patient of yours.

  Cozy Carlisle : I had a lot of patients. Now beat it!

  Mike Church : Yeah, well, this one left you $11,000.

  Cozy Carlisle : [mood changes]  Myron! Myron!

• Cozy Carlisle : Thanks to fate - the only cosmic force with a tragic sense of humor - you burn somebody in one life, they get a chance to burn you back in this one. It's the karmic credit plan: buy now, pay forever.

• Gray Baker : Why are you helping me?

  Cozy Carlisle : I don't know. You smell good.

• Cozy Carlisle : Is there anything you need right now?

  Gray Baker : You mean besides my memory?

• Cozy Carlisle : You know, I can't get used to the sound of your voice. You know, it's like one day you wake up and your cat talks to you.

• Cozy Carlisle : This gender switching shit happens all the time. You can be Bob in one life, and then Betty in the next. You can be husband in one life and then the wife in the next.