Nothing But Trouble (1991)

Taylor Negron: Fausto Squiriniszu

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Quotes 

• Fausto : You people are sick, wicked, funky, misanthropic, co-dependent animals! And I won't have my sister, who was once the Queen of the Mardi Gras, sitting at a table with a pickle-shooting train!

• Fausto : You've got a BMW. Act like it!

• [passing by three half-buried dolphin statues] 

  Chris Thorne : So that's where they buried Flipper.

  Fausto , Renalda : Flipper is dead?

• Chris Thorne : Alvin, I was just thinking you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few thousand Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese?

  J.P. : There you go. Does the Pope wear a hat? Was Sergeant York's mother an angel? And will a banker grope for money?

  Chris Thorne : I'm not a banker, I'm a financial publisher.

  J.P. : Well, all I know is in '17 after they shipped me off to fight, some New York financier rolled in here one day and hog-glowsered and tub-wankled my grandfather into mining out the whole town in exchange for shares in something called the United Coke Company. Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today?

  [shouts] 

  J.P. : JUST ABOUT THE FINEST OUTHOUSE WALLPAPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN! We were forced to become what you drove through today; a burnt out coal field and the biggest icebox graveyard this side of the Ohio foundry belt! And that's why I *never* let a banker go!

  Fausto : So your grandpa made a lousy deal, is that our problem?

  Diane Lightson : Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story.

  J.P. : I believe it is.

  Renalda : You should do a book.

• Fausto : It smells like São Paulo!

• Fausto : Where are we going?

  Chris Thorne : We're going to Atlantic City, Fausto. Get in the trunk.

• Chris Thorne : [after Chris insults the Reeve and falling in a chamber of squeaky toys, Diane punches him; shocked]  What was that for?

  Diane Lightson : [furious]  How could you be so insensitive?

  Chris Thorne : What do you mean? What are you talking about?

  Renalda : Fausto, you better do something about this!

  Fausto : Niña, you're pulling on my coat, now cool it!

  Diane Lightson : I had us out of here! Then you had to go and open your big mouth!

  [pulls toy out of her shirt] 

  Chris Thorne : *You* had us out of here? We would've been here another two hours listening to the history of the Valkenburger farm or wherever the hell we are!

  Diane Lightson : I knew that I couldn't depend on you!

  Chris Thorne : Listen, I don't need this! I was just trying to get us to Atlantic City... for YOU!

  Diane Lightson : [sarcastic]  Oh, is that right?

  Chris Thorne : Yeah!

  Fausto : [to Chris]  You're no longer our financial advisor! You're fired!

  Diane Lightson , Chris Thorne : [to Fausto]  SHUT UP!

• Fausto : Wait, I'm entitled to one phone call.

  Dennis : Surely, and you're more than welcome to make one, *if* we had a phone.

• [first lines] 

  Fausto : [as they leave a car and go into a building to a party]  20 minutes, hello, goodbye.

  Renalda : OK.

• Renalda : Ày, Fausto, you are going to make me swim through toxics! Ày, Fausto, Fausto, I cannot believe it!

  Fausto : Baby, we've got to swim to the freeway!

• Renalda : [in the elevator]  Chris, come, I save it for you.

  Fausto : That's what she says to all the guys.

• Fausto : Chris, put this tape on, Las Chankas.