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7/10
Half the things we tell ourselves are fiction
JamesHitchcock1 May 2007
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Hoping to impress his girlfriend Becky, Boston architect Newton Davis designs and builds a new house for himself in his home town. He takes Becky to see it and proposes marriage to her. Becky's response is not what he was hoping for. She not only turns down his marriage proposal but also ends their relationship.

A few months later, Newton meets an attractive waitress named Gwen, seduces her and then abandons her after a one-night stand. That, however, is not the end of the matter. Gwen knows about the house Newton built for Becky, currently standing empty, and decides to move in. She starts furnishing it, explaining to everyone, including Becky and his parents, that she is Newton's new wife. When Newton turns up, he is naturally shocked to discover Gwen living in his house and pretending to be his wife, but he agrees to go along with her deception, hoping to win Becky back by arousing her jealousy. The plan is that he and Gwen will pretend to be married, then pretend to quarrel and get divorced, leaving him free to get back together with Becky. The plan works; Becky begins to take a renewed interest in Newton now that she believes him to be a married man. A complication arises when Gwen and Newton fall for one another.

This is not, of course, a plausible scenario. Those who condemn the film because of its lack of realism are, however, missing the point. "Housesitter" is not meant to be a work of social realism, but a screwball romantic comedy, a genre which has always allowed film-makers a certain freedom to depart from strict verisimilitude. What matters is not whether the scenario is one that would be likely to occur in real life but whether the actors can persuade us to believe in it. And that is precisely what Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn, both very experienced in romantic comedy, manage to do.

Hawn is particularly effective in this film. Looked at objectively, Gwen ("the Ernest Hemingway of bullsh*t") is a quite appalling character, a compulsive liar who from the beginning of the film to its very end appears to live in a fantasy world. When we first meet her, she is pretending to be Hungarian (actually, she is from Toledo, Ohio). With the last line of the film, she tells Newton that her real name is not Gwen but Jessica. (To avoid confusion I will refer to her as Gwen throughout). At one point Newton ends up punching a totally innocent stranger because of a false story Gwen has told about him. Hawn, however, manages to make her curiously likable, another incarnation of the zany, eccentric but lovable and sexy girl she has played in numerous films going back to "Cactus Flower" in the late sixties. (Remarkably, she was in her late forties when she made "Housesitter", but still looked youthful and attractive enough to get away with playing a role like this).

There is, however, more to "Housesitter" than another kooky Goldie Hawn blonde. The film raises some surprisingly deep issues about the nature of reality and the ethics of truth and lies. Gwen's motive for pretending to be Mrs Newton Davis goes deeper than a wish to live rent-free in a big house for several months. She is in search of a life for herself. We learn that she is illegitimate and from a poor background, that she has never known her father and that she has worked in a series of dead-end jobs. Given that Newton's home town is the sort of picture-postcard New England village, complete with church, village green and weatherboarded houses, where it always seems to be a beautiful autumn day, it is hardly surprising that this is the sort of lifestyle she covets. Moreover, she sees in her supposed "in-laws", George and Edna, the parents she never had. Although they have had their differences with their son in the past, they are basically kindly and decent people.

Gwen is not the only person desperate to find a new life. Confronted with the need to produce her parents (about whom she has told a long string of falsehoods), Gwen turns as a last resort to Ralph and Mary, a pair of down-and-outs she knows from her days as a waitress. At first they are reluctant to impersonate Gwen's parents, but quickly grow into their roles, Ralph doing it so well that he even convinces Newton's autocratic boss Moseby that the two of them fought in the same unit in the Pacific.

Newton too is in search of a new start in life. Although Gwen initially sees him as a typical urban professional ("you're so average") she comes to realise that he is, at heart, a dreamer, a man yearning for something that goes beyond his daily routine. He dares, for example, to tell Moseby that their practice should try designing more imaginative buildings rather than repeating the same formula every time. Gwen finds that an attractive quality, whereas the more prosaic Becky rejected him for precisely that reason; she lacked the courage to marry a dreamer.

As the film progresses, the lies told by Gwen and Newton become ever more complex, until it seems that they have created a vast, baroque structure of untruths that feels like it is about to come crashing to the ground at any minute. Yet the film does not take a strictly moralistic position about truth and falsehood. There is a happy ending for the two liars, whereas the more truthful Becky is left out in the cold, a victim of her own lack of moral courage. There is no absolute difference between a liar, a fantasist and a dreamer. As Newton says "Half the things we tell ourselves are fiction". That may be an unusual moral position for a film to take, but it helps to lift "Housesitter" above the average rom-com. 7/10
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7/10
Lonely woman needs love and affection
helpless_dancer23 April 2002
Totally hilarious comedy with the adorable Goldie superbly playing a con artist who b.s.'s her way into the lives of a group of complete strangers, upsetting the existence of many and enriching others. One of Goldie's and Martin's best.
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6/10
Hawn makes "Housesitter' worthwhile
rah60420 March 2004
Steve Martin plays Newton Davis, a big city architect, whose marriage proposal is turned down by his childhood sweetheart Becky (Dana Delany). His proposal included a dream house, which has been sitting empty ever since. But after sharing a one night stand with Gwen, a waitress with a knack for telling lies. Gwen eventually moves into the empty house and convinces the neighbors, including Davis' parents and Becky, that she's his wife. When Davis arrives, he formulates a plan to use Gwen and their fake marriage to win back Becky.

Sure. the plot sounds a little crass, but the actors make it work to a certain degree. Martin, basically playing his 'American everyman' role with a flair for physical comedy, gets some laughs as Davis. But Hawn steals the show, it's her spawn of lies and the sweetness of her character that elevates this movie from being your standard sitcom. But, in spite of the acting, the movie still suffers from a script that lacks a real comedic punch. Too often recycled gags, like Newton's uptight parents and jerk boss, are used to strain humor into otherwise bland proceedings. A movie like this could have used new ideas. (6/10)
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one scene can make a film
petersj-21 August 2008
I loved reading the reviews of this lovely movie. Its a quaint, almost old fashioned film. The kind of film you loved with people like Cary Grant and Doris Day etc. Its genuinely funny. The chemistry with Martin and Hawn is perfect and its a pity they did not do more together. Goldie is a great talent and you really find her so adorable. Steve Martin needs a good actor to bounce off. I always preferred him in stand up but in this with Goldie he is wonderful. The chemistry between Martin and Goldie has not been repeated and thats a shame. Its very rare to find it in a modern film. There is one scene I find hilarious. I laugh myself silly every time I see it and thats the scene when Martin sings for the old soldier "Tooraloohraloora". I don't know why I find it so funny but I think its one of my favourite moments in a film. I wont explain the details as it would ruin it for people who have not seen the film but its side splitingly funny. There are plenty of nice moments in the film. Oh and I LOVE the house!!
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6/10
Just the usual Steve Martin comedy... nuff said
bellino-angelo201427 July 2023
I have heard about HOUSESITTER for years because it's aired at least once a year on two different TV channels where they air only movies all day and despite it's an overplayed movie I kinda avoided it. Last May I finally saw it and found it merely ok.

Newton Davis (Steve Martin) is a frustrated architect that hasn't success in his job nor his personal life. He built a perfect house for he and his college sweetheart Becky (Dana Delany) but after her refusal he felt bad. He then tells his story to a Hungarian barmaid and when he goes out of the bar he meets the woman again: her name is Gwen (Goldie Hawn), is an American and just faked to be Hungarian. After a night together Gwen manages to improve Newton's life by simply posing as his wife, and Newton will also restore the relationship with his parents. But then Gwen will notice that Newton fell in the trap, and he'll invent some stories like she did with him and they finally end together.

While I am not a fan of Steve Martin I found him mildly funny in the few movies I saw of his. Here he was ok, his usual self: same goes for Goldie Hawn as the con artist that kinda changes Newton's life for good. As for the rest, I thought that the pace in some points was slow and there weren't that many funny moments as I expected.

In substance, if you hear that it's aired on TV and you don't have anything better to watch give it a try and if you are in the right mood you'll get a kick out of it.
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7/10
Adult humor. Do not watch if you think farting is funny.
vincentlynch-moonoi25 November 2015
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I would have thought this film would have had a somewhat higher rating. But then I remember 2 things I have learned over several years of reading and writing reviews for IMDb. First, that IMDBers don't understand comedy...all to often they think if a film has some humor in it, it's a comedy...not realizing that most lives have humor in them, even though life is a pretty serious thing. Not understanding the difference between a film that is generally a drama and generally a comedy...well, that's a real issue if one is writing a review. But that's not the issue here. No, the issue here is a lack of an adult perspective about comedy. This comedy isn't about farting or puking or a misunderstanding about cocaine. It's about two adults getting themselves into a most unusual situation, often based on comical misunderstandings.

This is an especially good role for Goldie Hawn; there's a maturity here that didn't always come through with Hawn, although she was almost always quite good on the big screen. And, a very good role for Steve Martin, too. Martin could tackle many different roles from the absurd to the subtly humorous.

Dana Delany is good as the "other woman". I was disappointed to see the wonderful actress Julie Harris as Steve Martin's mother...too much of a secondary role for a classic actress. Donald Moffat was perfect as Martin's father; another reliable character actor. It's always a pleasure to see Peter MacNicol, here as a colleague, although this is hardly his most intriguing role.

Of course, we know from the beginning that ultimately Martin and Hawn will actually fall in love. The question is how they will get to that point. It's quite an entertaining film...unless you're looking for raunch humor.
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6/10
Decent comedy
jb_campo7 September 2015
My wife wanted to watch this so I reluctantly joined her. It turned out to be a decent comedy. Both Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn played their roles well. Martin is an architect who builds this new house, and Goldie Hawn is this kind of con artist who worms her way into living there, and eventually pretending that she is his wife.

They are both really great with tales. The way they could spin stories on the fly to any and everyone was just fun to watch. Had me laughing pretty regularly. Also, since we live in MA, we kept trying to guess what city/cities they used for Dobbs Mills town. The architecture firm owner, don't know his name, was also very good. Dana Delancy plays this spiffy preppy woman, and I really didn't like her that much, which I think means she did an OK job. It was hard to figure out if the Director was trying to get you to root for her or for Goldie Hawn.

Anyhow, it comes in at 90 minutes and I would recommend it to catch Martin and Hawn when they were still young enough to pull this off. Enjoy.
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5/10
This is Goldie's film, as a fruitcake matrimonial con artist
estherwalker-347103 March 2022
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Steve Martin, as middle-aged architect Newton Davis, has his life turned upside down as the consequence of a one night stand with flighty shady waitress Gwen(Goldie Hawn). Previously, Newton had been floored by the rejection of his marriage proposal to his long time sweetheart Becky(Dana Delany), after he had built a house for them to live in. Instead, Gwen travels by bus to the town where this house is, and searches for it, based on a paper napkin drawing by Newton. She enters the apparently unlocked house and decides she will stay here a while. Nearly broke, she goes about stocking it with food and basic furnishings, telling people that she is Newton's new wife, and that he will pay for these items when he arrives. Meanwhile, Newton decides to sell the house, needing some cash. When he arrives to check the house, he is shocked to find Gwen living in it, and people congratulating him for his marriage to Gwen.

So far, there are a number of problems with the screenplay. Why did Newton wait until he was 46 to propose to his sweetheart from grade school? Apparently, neither he nor she had been previously married, although we aren't given any info about their relationship, or lack thereof. Actually, Dana(Becky) is a decade younger than Steve, and the age disparity looks even greater, with Steve's premature gray/white hair. On the other hand, Goldie was Steve's age, but appears to have been cast as much younger. The town people's ready acceptance of Gwen's fictitious marriage to Steve is difficult to swallow. Gwen pulls it off with her gift for adlibbed convincing lies to back up her claim, and with her natural charm. Gwen's claim that she was thrown out of her apartment as the reason for her moving into this house, she later admits is false. I didn't understand her given reason for choosing to move to this house that she later gives to Newton. Newton's reluctant acceptance of their sham marriage is also difficult for me to swallow. Soon, he is telling lies and backing up her lies to support the contention that they are married. Their relationship continues to be rocky throughout the film. Often, they are arguing. Newton still prefers Becky as his favored wife, periodically being with her, one time trying to have sex with her, until Becky objected that he was married. Becky is beginning to wish that she had accepted his marriage proposal.

Near the end, during the reception, Gwen complains that Newton clearly loves Becky rather than her fruitcake self, and vice versa. She hitches a ride into town and is ready to leave on the bus she arrived on. But Newton races to catch up with her, arriving just as she is about to board the bus, blurting out "I love you. I want to marry you". She initially discounts this, saying that they are not compatible. But, Newton tells a long story of lies about their previous relationship, and her attitude softens, as she realizes that what they have in common is talent in telling convincing lies: hardly a commonality to build a lasting marriage upon! Thus, she jumps from the bus into Newton's arms, as a presumed sign of acceptance of his proposal. This whole scene strikes me as unreal. In fact, the whole film seems unreal. If that is what you like in a movie, you may enjoy this film.

One of the more amusing aspects is Gwen's casting of a homeless middle-aged couple she was familiar with as her parents, for the reception. Newton catches the woman rummaging through his trash outside, and is not amused. However, Gwen makes Newton fulfill his promise to build the couple, as Gwen's supposed parents, a house on the lot with his house, as the credits are about to roll.
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8/10
My kind of humor
AppleBlossom7 August 2003
This film is very funny....the teaming of Martin and Hawn proved an hilarious combination. Both actor's are accomplished in the comedy department and this is no surprise why this film works (well for me it does). Gwen (Hawn's character) cons her way into the life of Martin's...simply by using her wonderful imagination. After meeting him while working, she has a one night fling with him and somehow decides she wants to live in his newly built house. The only problem is Newton Davis (Martin's character) has no clue to what she's up to. The tricky predicaments she places Martin and herself in, are a treat to watch....a zany, clever comedy in my opinion. Please don't be misled by the rating on IMDb, because it really is an injustice....it is an enjoyable movie.

My vote 8/10.
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6/10
No riot, but some genuine laughs
gcd705 October 2007
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Off the back of his very funny 'con-artist' comedy "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels", Frank Oz brings a film to us with a similar theme. Goldie Hawn is "Gwen", a woman who conjures up lie after fantastic lie, whilst Steve Martin is her flabbergasted 'husband', 'Newton Davis'. "Housesitter" is a somewhat silly film, but leads Martin and Hawn do manage to carry the comedy well.

Its predictability does not detract from its value, nor the fact that it remains quite a funny picture. It may not be a riot, but it most certainly will make you laugh. Also starred Dana Delaney, Julie Harris and Peter MacNicol.

Sunday, August 9, 1992 - Hoyts Forest Hill Chase
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5/10
deliciously improbable con-artist romcom
HelenMary16 December 2012
This is a lovely, easy-watching family film. Typical early nineties romcom with plenty of scope for both Hawn and Martin's particular brands of humour. Goldie Hawn is always nice to watch, and Steve Martin is always golden doing comedy and this isn't an exception. There were shades of Gil Buckman (his character in Parenthood) in this, which is one of my favourite films, and he was pretty flawless in this role too. Martin plays Newton Davis, an architect who's down on his luck in life and love, a bit downtrodden, and by chance he meets "Gwen" (Hawn) a pretty waitress who it soon turns out is a bit of a teller of tall tales. She uses him as a hook to con her way into an ideal life for herself, by posing as his new wife in his home town, and of course it's funny, sweet, and more than a little bit silly. The blagging is improbable, but perhaps in a small town you could pull it off and you sort of admire her guts and determination! Really nice supporting cast including Donald Moffat and Julie Harris as Martin's parents.

There's nothing unpredictable in this, no surprises; it is what it is, a nice film where you laugh a bit and feel good at the end. The film is as infectious as Goldie Hawn's smile, and Steve Martin's eyebrows! Enjoy.
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9/10
Quirky, witty rom-com fully entertains
FiendishDramaturgy9 October 2003
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Wonderful romantic comedy with two of our brightest comedic stars.

Newton Davis (Steve Martin) is a bored, jilted architect who has little to no zest for life left in him. Gwen (Goldie Hawn) is a beautiful waitress with a checkered, ambiguous past who manages to catch the fringes of Davis's imagination by flaunting her various and sundry eccentricities and hinting just the tiniest bit, to the true person beneath the visage she has assumed.

Through a series of strange, fantastical, desperate decisions Gwen and Newton find themselves in a very precarious situation.

It is not long before Gwen becomes the very cynosure of Newton's life, and before he knows it, he's tasting the worm and wriggling helpless upon the hook that is Gwen.

I love this movie and watch it often. It is uplifting and creative. It has been called "campy" by some, but I find no camp in it. I have known people very much like Gwen's character, and realize the reality she portrays in this production. It reminds me of many beloved people from my past.

It gets a 8.8/10 from...

the Fiend :.
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7/10
this house is a home for everyone
lee_eisenberg31 July 2006
Steve Martin is his usual uptight wacko and Goldie Hawn is her usual ditsy blonde in this story of a screwy woman invading an architect's life. Martin and Hawn are the perfect comic teaming (it's surprising that they didn't co-star earlier), and there are some great scenes here. If one thing's for certain, we can pretty much always guarantee that Frank Oz will turn in a good movie as a director (he truly does here). So check it out. You might just feel like building your own house after watching it. Also starring Dana Delany, Julie Harris and Peter MacNicol.

Yeah, that was a good ethics lesson in that one scene.
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5/10
Goldie Hawn too old to play the MPDG
SnoopyStyle18 September 2013
Architect Newton Davis (Steve Martin) built his dream house and proposes to Becky Metcalf (Dana Delany). The only problem is she says No. After an one night stand with waitress Gwen Phillips (Goldie Hawn), she cons her way into the empty dream house, and into the hearts of the town folks including Becky and Davis' parents. When Davis comes back to the house and finds Gwen, Davis is surprised that Becky now looks at him with a better light. So Davis agrees to continue with Gwen's deceptions if she would follow his scheme to get Becky back.

It's just not that funny. Goldie Hawn may have been good for the role 10 years earlier. She would make all the lying cute. But it's just mostly sad and distasteful. I hate to say it, but she's too old to play the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. The scheming has some legs and is kinda cute, but it's hard to root for it. Dana Delany does a nice good girl and has one funny moment with Steve Martin. But it's just too little to make a difference.
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all i can say is... excellent!!
Nicholson747 August 2003
all i can say is that, this is my all time favorite movie and i dont know what but there is something great about this film. goldie hawn stars as gwen, a conartist who happens to stumble along the newly built house of newton davis after a one night stand in boston. it truly brings out the great giggly goldie hawn's humor and steve martin is at his best, they work great together. i give this film an 11/10. dont rent it... buy it! trust me on this one.
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6/10
Good Fun!
namashi_110 June 2014
'HouseSitter', despite its flaws, is Good Fun! A light-hearted comedy, that is meant for all ages.

'HouseSitter' Synopsis: Con artist Gwen moves into Newton's empty house without his knowledge, and begins setting up house posing as his new wife.

'HouseSitter' is overall a pleasant comedy, but a slow first-hour plays a spoilsport. Its the second-hour, where all the fun begins & the laughs come in, with a rib-tickling culmination. The first-hour needed to be faster & funnier, for sure.

Mark Stein's Screenplay doesn't begin in the right mood, but picks up in the second-hour & delivers a lot of laughs. Frank Oz's Direction, as always, is perfect. Cinematography, Editing & Art Design, are excellent.

Performance-Wise: Goldie Hawn & Steve Martin are delightful, as always. Hawn is spontaneous all through, while Martin dominates the show with his impeccable sense of comic-timing. Dana Delany is proficient. Julie Harris & Donald Moffat are first-rate. Richard B. Shull is fantastic.

On the whole, 'HouseSitter' is a decent watch.
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7/10
Dana Delaney is great as the "other woman"
PredragReviews4 May 2016
This is a charming, light, sweet screwball comedy, with an excellent ensemble cast all wonderful in their roles. Goldie Hawn beautifully plays a charming, off-beat con artist, whose pathological lying and skewed take on reality unwittingly lead her to bring about genuine love and kindness. Along the way, she reunites a family; sheds light on the old flame of her "victim" Steve Martin (exposing the motivations of the woman who broke his heart); and creates two new families proving that, in the movies at least, you may be able to make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

Both Hawn and Martin excel in their roles and they work really well together. Hawn's kooky and lovable small con-artist is perfect against Martin's straight laced conservative architect and the strange double life they have to lead, due to their constant lies, makes for an entertaining story. They are ably supported by a great cast of character actors and the character combinations make for some great scenes.

Overall rating: 7 out of 10.
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7/10
Adorable farce
aaronpkaufman9 August 2018
A wonderful, silly, 90s farce. I'm not usually into such goofy plots, but the actors are just so enjoyable to watch that it makes it easy to love a movie that's filled with so many ridiculous lies. The perfect movie if you just want to laugh. Long live the goofy comedy!
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2/10
Godawful...
LokiWasAnAmateur1 October 2005
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Housesitter begins simply enough: Steve Martin has secretly built a dream house as an engagement ring to his lifelong love, Dana Delany. When he springs it on her without warning, she rejects his proposal.

We also learn that Martin is an architectural purist, working under a boss who, frankly, doesn't care what Martin has to say.

So far, so good, right? Sympathetic character, clear goals and intentions, and an emerging plot line that seems plausible...

Enter Goldie Hawn, in her same old Laugh-In "What, cute lil' ol' me?" role that has been her lame crutch for decades. Not that she doesn't have range, but it seems that whenever she gets hold of a bad script, she falls back on it like one of Pavlov's dogs.

She plays Gwen, a part-time waitress and full-time transient liar. After she and Martin have a one-night stand, she decides, after looking at a napkin drawing of Martin's dream house, that she is going to squat in it for a while.

She moves to his hometown under the guise that she is his wife. Keep in mind, this is a town where Martin GREW UP. And the people here have known him ALL HIS LIFE. Yet somehow, his closest friends, family, and even his would-be lover all buy Hawn's vapid deceptions, despite having never seen Martin and Hawn together, or having heard anything about Gwen existing. At all.

This is the first act, the only somewhat redeemable portion of this mindless drivel that Stein and Oz seem to think people will actually buy.

To prevent spoilers, I'm going to be vague in plot description.

Essentially, Martin finds out what happens and decides to use Hawn to make Delany jealous. How excitingly original. Nevermind that she's been using his money to furnish his home and buy herself food and clothing. Nevermind that his money is, "all tied up in that house." Where this money comes from, we never know.

And honestly, if anybody as straight-laced as Martin's character found one-night stand squatting in his house, he wouldn't just kick her out? Call the cops? Send some of the extravagant objects back? But it's a convenient plot device to ignore all of this, and it allows Hawn to be "cute"...so it's okay, according to Director Frank Oz and Writer Mark Stein.

Unfortunately, Martin turns from a likable everyman into a dishonest and manipulative heel. He becomes every bit as unbelievable as any of the lies the two of them weave, but not nearly as unbelievable as every supporting character in this film.

Remember now, these people are lifelong friends and kin to Martin. Yet they never know when he's lying, and never seem to catch on when Hawn and Martin's stories are entirely contradictory. They don't even wear wedding rings, another oversight in this limp story.

These emerging flaws in Martin, and Hawn's nauseating unbelievability (not the "good" kind portrayed as cute in this movie, but the acting kind) provide a major sympathetic vacuum. The only person you feel anything for is Dana Delany and Martin's parents, who are the target of the most manipulation.

So...who do we care about, really? It's Martin and Hawn's story, but somehow there's no reason to care. By the end, Stein artificially interjects Delany's materialism, with only a few sparse lines in the early third act to evidence this. Too little, too late. A few shallow lines towards the end of the story do NOT make an adequate antagonist.

By the time this movie ends, there's no reason to care about anybody. Martin is a manipulative sneak who lied his way into a better life (which, for some reason, is never discovered...ever), Hawn is flat and doesn't seem to care about the material at all, and Frank Oz and MArk Stein have overlooked one major flaw in this movie...

It completely depends on the audience's attachment to the Hawn-Martin mechanic, substituting this identification for anything resembling a viable plot line or characterization.
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9/10
Underrated comedy
kpmc8 December 2003
Wonderful bit of fluff, especially compared to the crude, dark or 'edgy' drek that predominates these days. Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin are great together. They should team up more often. Kudos to the writer, Mark Stein. The lies made up by compulsive liars in this film are especially imaginative.
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6/10
Typically Hawn/Martin humour
Majikat768 March 2020
Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin bring everything typical from their humour together and create this easy watching, spiralling out of control, predictable, slightly likeable comedy.
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5/10
Screwball outing from Frank Oz could use some extra screws...
moonspinner5516 October 2007
An architect has a fling with a sexy waitress who turns out to be a con-artist; she insinuates herself into his life and home and passes herself off as his wife to visitors. Relatively painless, genial comedy from director Frank Oz is sort of the comedic flip-side to "Fatal Attraction"--though the way Goldie Hawn plays the con-woman, she's more of a kooky flake than a comedy threat. Still, Steve Martin puts up with her for the sake of the plot, which is just an idea stretched to feature length. The more sobering moments of the third act seem to come out of nowhere; while a little dramatic subtext is surely substantial, I'm not quite certain how seriously Oz and his actors are actually taking it--or, for that matter, how seriously they want audiences to respond. ** from ****
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9/10
If One Has To Choose Between an Unpleasant Tasting Truth and a Moving Lie, Choose the Lie!
theowinthrop14 February 2007
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It's not the most memorable comedy with either of it's two stars, nor did it get more than mediocre reviews when it came out, but HOUSESITTER is actually quite an interesting comedy. It certainly is much more than the one joke everyone who critiqued the film jumped on.

At the start of the film, Newton Davis (Steve Martin) is taking his long-time fiancé (Becky Medcalf - Dana Delany) on a car ride where Becky is blindfolded. Newton has promised her a surprise. He drives her to the surprise, and she takes off the blindfold. It is a two story, specially designed private home that he has built for her, and has even put a huge ribbon around for her to pull off while he proposes marriage to her.

The house with the ribbon around it is the joke that was pinpointed by the critics as the best gag - and it was done too early they claimed. Actually it was done pretty well. For Becky is speechless, until she explains to Newton that she wants an end to their dating and sexual relationship. As this ignores the expense and time of Newton in creating and building that house, her announcement that their relationship is over demolishes him.

Returning to Boston and feeling dejected, Newton goes to a dinner at a Hungarian Restaurant in honor of the head of the architectural firm (Roy Cooper)that ends in quasi-disaster when Newton gets his boss angry. As he tries to pick up the tatters he has left, he talks to a waitress named Gwen Philips (Goldie Hawn) and mentions the house he's built. Gwen (who has had problems with her boss, which has just cost her her apartment), realizes that Newton has given her a possible place to reside in for awhile. So she moves to the house. And she soon is acquiring credit with various local townspeople claiming that she and Newton have married and she's setting up the house.

Newton also heads for the house, debating on when he can sell it or tear it down. He's surprised to get dozens of congratulations for his marriage, and when he confronts Gwen she offers him a deal. He still wants to win back Becky (who is astonished that he has gotten married so quickly). Gwen will remain his "wife" as long as possible for him to make Becky jealous and willing to marry Newton (once he gets a "divorce").

It's interesting to compare this fake marriage with INDISCREET, CACTUS FLOWER, and OVERBOARD. In the first Cary Grant made up a non-existent wife so he could have an "above-board" romance with no strings attached with Ingrid Bergman,but when she learns of it she teaches him a lesson by pretending she's been carrying on with an old flame. In the second Walter Matthau invents a non-existent wife for a similar reason to romance Goldie Hawn, but when she reveals the depth of her love for him coupled with her insistence that her husband has to be truthful, Matthau has to make his nurse/receptionist (again Ingrid Bergman) his "wife" in order to create an "amicable divorce". In OVERBOARD, after being abandoned by conniving husband Edward Herrmann, amnesiac sufferer Goldie Hawn is convinced by her "husband" Kurt Russell that she is the mother of his sons. Here the so-called "wife" sets up the situation for her own benefit, and her so-called husband goes along because it will enable him to reunite (maybe) with his original lover.

What I find particularly fascinating in HOUSESITTER is that as the movie unfurls, and there are more and more stories that have to be created to give a background to the "marriage" of Gwen and Newton, more and more people on the periphery get drawn in, and even when they have doubts about the stories end up not only affirming they are true, but seemingly embracing them.

The best example is Richard Schull and Laurel Cronin as Ralph and Mary. Both are middle aged derelicts who know Gwen (who helped give them food near the restaurant). When Newton's parents (Donald Moffett and Julie Harris) want to meet Gwen's parents, she brings in Ralph and Mary. This includes cleaning them off, draining them of their alcoholic haze, and giving them clothes. Ralph soon falls into line - he likes having a nice daughter. He also talks about his services in World War II. And since he and Mary are cleaned now, he is showing more consideration to his old fellow drunkard, and she's starts embracing the lies. Later, there is a dinner party at the new house, and Newton's boss is among the guests (he is very impressed at the way Newton designed the house). It turns out the boss was in the theater of war that Ralph was claiming he was in. At first the boss is doubting this, but as the evening goes on he starts embracing the idea that Ralph was not only there, but fighting side-by-side with him against the Japanese!

They are not the only ones. It actually hits every character as the film continues because everyone realizes the lies are more pleasant than the truth. And the last one to learn this is Newton - just watch his moment of "lie" when comparing Gwen and Becky and realizing which of the two is really worth more.

I don't think there is any other comedy where truth took such a beating before or since.
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7/10
Have Fun with Hawn and Martin
wes-connors18 May 2014
Struggling Boston architect Steve Martin (as Newton Davis) is upset when grade-school sweetheart Dana Delany (as Becky Metcalf) won't get married and move into his dream house. The blindfolded woman later reveals she didn't like the big red ribbon wrapped around the house. Later, at a Hungarian diner, Mr. Martin flirts with ditzy blonde waitress Goldie Hawn (as Gwen Phillips), walks her home and asks to use her telephone. As it turns out, Ms. Hawn can't afford a phone; instead, she offers to have sex with Martin. The copulate. After he leaves, Hawn decides to move into Martin's dream house and pretend to be his wife...

Martin returns as Hawn is introducing herself to his family and friends and, for reasons of his own, decides to go along with the deception...

Where this all goes won't have you guessing for long, but it is funny. A modern story and good direction by Frank Oz succeeds in freshening up Hawn and Martin, who are really a little too seasoned for their characters. He gets to trip over a couch and she gets to show off a well-rounded posterior. His parents are played by the wonderful Julie Harris and Donald Moffat, which is a huge plus. Her parents are played by the delightful Richard B. Shull and Laurel Cronin, who turn out to be surprisingly hilarious. Every scene with any of the parents lifts the situation far above its worth. Down the line, the casting shines.

******* HouseSitter (6/12/92) Frank Oz ~ Goldie Hawn, Steve Martin, Dana Delany, Julie Harris
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3/10
What a scoundrel
Prismark1019 November 2017
With director Frank Oz re-teaming with Steve Martin, this should had been funnier but at best is watchable and dull. Worse we rarely see Martin doing anything funny.

Martin plays Newton Davis, an architect who has built his own dream house which he hoped to share with childhood sweetheart Becky (Dana Delany.) Unfortunately Becky has turned down his proposal for marriage leaving Newton to mope about.

After sharing his troubles after a party in New York to a Hungarian waitress called Gwen (Goldie Hawn) that leads to a one night stand. Newton finds that Gwen has crashed into his life, entered his small hometown, into his dream house spinning a tissue of lies including telling people that they are married which Newton goes along with hoping he can win back Becky.

The plot is rather preposterous and far fetched. It is hard to take Newton's friends and family being taken in by his and Gwen's sudden relationship.

What is more Steve Martin is rather too old to be playing a single man presumably in his 40s trying to woo his childhood sweetheart to marry him. You mean after all these years he and Becky never even lived together?
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