Now and Then (1995)

Rosie O'Donnell: Roberta

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Quotes 

• Chrissy : It's not very big.

  Roberta : It's only big when a guy has a hard on.

  Teeny : And when that happens, they get this big.

  Chrissy : What's a hard on?

  Samantha : Doesn't your mother tell you anything?

  Chrissy : I'm beginning to think she's been misinformed.

• [Roberta gets up, slams the record player shut and starts pacing back in forth in anger] 

  Chrissy : Roberta it's ok

  Roberta : NO IT'S NOT OK! It's not OK! Why did they have to die? Why did SHE have to die? My dad lied to me he said that this BEAUTIFUL angel swooped down to earth and he carried her away... BEFORE SHE HAD A SECOND TO FEEL ANY PAIN! Why did she have to die? Why did he have to lie to me? He's all I have left and he lied...

• Roberta : I think you'll make a great mum Chrissy, a little overbearing and rigid, but by the grace of God the kid will come out relativity unharmed, if not there's always therapy.

  Samantha : This whole baby thing baffles me, I mean you have it, you raise it, you inevitably screw it up, it resents you, feels guilty for resenting you and then it has a baby, which only perpetuates the vicious cycle.

  Roberta : Thank you, Oscar The Grouch.

• Roberta : ...Perky breasts!

  Chrissy : Roberta, you know I don't like it when you swear.

  Roberta : Chrissy, breast is not a dirty word.

  Chrissy : I can't hear you.

  Roberta : Breast.

  Chrissy : Can't hear you.

  Roberta : Breast.

  Chrissy : Can't hear you.

  Roberta : BREAST!

• Teeny : Roberta, truth or dare?

  Roberta : "Truth.

  Teeny : Just how big are your boobs nows?

  Roberta : Well just how big are your boobs?

  Teeny : 36D and worth every penny.

  Roberta : D, who knew?

• Scott : Roberta?

  Roberta : What?

  Scott : Why do you think we fight all the time?

  Roberta : Just something to do, I guess. Why?

  Scott : 'Cause... 'cause I think you are a real nice girl.

  Roberta : I always thought you hated me.

  Scott : So did I...

• Samantha : If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt.

  Roberta : But it sure is lonely all by yourself.