The Road to El Dorado (2000)
Armand Assante: Tzekel-Kan
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Quotes
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Tzekel-Kan : I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods!
Tulio : You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you!
Miguel : [to Tzekel-Kan] Hey, it was *his* stupid plan!
Tulio : *My* plan was that we should *lie low*! But *your* plan was to run off! And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"
Miguel : That's not true!
Tulio : No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!
Miguel : At least I'm not *dating* mine!
Tulio : I...! Oo, low blow. Listen, mister high-and-mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had *just listened* to me!
Miguel : Well, now you have all the precious gold *and* Chel! So what do you need *me* for?
[pushes Tulio]
Tulio : [pushing back] Well, maybe I *don't* need you anymore!
Miguel : Fine! So why don't you just *go* back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll *both* get what *we* want!
Tulio : That's fine with me, pal!
Miguel : *Fine* with me too!
Tulio : Fine!
[they both punch Tzekel-kan]
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[Tzekel-Kan is about to perform a human sacrifice]
Tulio : [in an undertone to Miguel] I don't like this.
Miguel : Tulio, we've got to do something!
[Tzekel-Kan raises his axe]
Tulio : Stop! This is not a proper tribute!
[Miguel catches the intended victim and drags him away from the cliff edge]
Tzekel-Kan : [confused] You do not want the tribute?
Miguel : No no, we want tribute, it's just that, um... Tulio, tell him.
Tulio : The stars are not in position for this tribute!
Miguel : Like he said! Stars!... Can't do it... Not today.
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Tzekel-Kan : [Chel and Tulio are giggling] My Lord? Hello?
Tulio : Whoa!
Chel : Oh no no the high priest what is he going to think when he sees a god with me?
Tulio : Uh, Lucky god?
Chel : Go go go
[she grabs him and starts smacking his face and then she pushes him up]
