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6/10
Ahhh, the joys of under-cranking!
wmorrow5918 February 2006
Like a lot of the early French trick films this little item is a one-joke affair, but it's a premise that exerts an undeniable pull even now, despite the great advances in special effects since 1912, i.e. let's see how funny daily life looks when you speed it up. Onésime Horloger (i.e. "Onésime, the Clock Maker") is predicated entirely on the viewer's fascination with time-lapse photography, a fascination that surely must have been even stronger when this film was made, when the cinema itself was still in its infancy. And although the central joke may seem obvious to us now, along the way there are embryonic hints of subtler gags that would become memorable in the hands of the silent screen's great comedians.

Onésime is a foolish young man who works for a company that makes clocks. (Eugene Bourbon, the actor who plays him, bears a striking resemblance to stage clown Bill Irwin, though his playing style is much broader and sillier than Irwin's.) Onésime is upset because he has learned that his uncle will leave him a fortune . . . in twenty years, that is, in hopes he will be more mature by then. He picks up a book and learns that "by increasing the length of the cylindrical spiral we can make a clock go as fast as we want." This information inspires him to sneak into the city's central office to alter Paris' so-called Regulating Clock, by which people determine the proper time. From then on time itself accelerates, and we are presented with dizzying scenes of traffic racing through intersections, people dancing at high speed, shoppers trashing a department store, etc. In the film's funniest gag, and certainly its most risqué moment, we see a couple's entire courtship reduced to seconds, after which they rush off-camera, then immediately return with a baby. In the end Onésime is able to collect on his inheritance in a timely fashion, so to speak.

This film may well have given René Clair the idea for his 1922 sci-fi comedy The Crazy Ray, in which the premise is reversed and time is slowed. Silent comedy buffs will also notice that, early on, Onésime weeps and scratches his head in a Stan Laurel-like fashion, and that the builders putting up a brick wall prefigure a similar sequence in Chaplin's Pay Day, and that the scene in the department store features a woman who tries on different hats the way Buster Keaton would in Steambill Bill, Jr. It would be a stretch to suggest that any of them saw this movie and borrowed from it, but it is clear that these trick films were influential on the generation of comic filmmakers that followed.

At any rate, this is a pleasant comedy short that still has the ability to amuse an audience today. Historically minded viewers will be especially interested in the beautifully composed (albeit fast-moving) images of the Paris of 1912, two years before the outbreak of the devastating war that would alter the landscape and change everything.
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7/10
super-funny in its day, though modern audiences probably will lose interest FAST!
planktonrules20 September 2006
This is a cute idea for a movie. A guy learns that he has a huge inheritance coming BUT he cannot collect it for twenty years! It seems that the dead relative didn't trust this immature guy and felt he would be more responsible when he was older. So, in a bizarre twist, the guy works on a clock to make it run a lot faster. And, being a bizarre comedy, everything in the film began to speed up to an amazing speed. As a result, the years ticked away rapidly until the guy was soon able to claim his inheritance! Audiences at the time must have delighted at watching everyone in fast motion, though I doubt today this would seem all that novel or impressive. We are just not impressed by such camera tricks, though I do remember as a child many years ago that we laughed at films that were sped up but I just can't see anyone but very little kids liking this.
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5/10
Onesime, Clockmaker review
JoeytheBrit23 June 2020
A young man who will inherit a fortune in 20 years hits upon a way to speed up time. Writer Louis Feuillade and director Jean Durand hit on a neat idea here, but fail to go anywhere with it. Rather than explore the potential of the idea they simply satisfy themselves with five minutes of speeded up film.
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Not Bad For A Gimmick Film
Snow Leopard12 May 2004
For what is essentially a gimmick film, this isn't bad, and it was probably rather innovative for its time. The simple story concerns a slacker named Onésime, who faces a long wait for an anticipated inheritance. The fanciful means by which he handles the situation forms the basis for some camera tricks and slapstick. In themselves, the tricks with the camera were probably not terribly difficult to do, but to make them work well probably required some imagination and planning.

Most of the time it's fairly amusing, although after a while it starts to draw things out a little too long. It's not bad in itself, and it's also worth a look if you have an interest in some of the techniques they used in these older comic films.
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7/10
One of Best Onesime Movies Durand Created
springfieldrental11 April 2021
French director Jean Durand, while writing and overseeing his series based on his character Onesime, who is a bit of an idiot but more cunning than most, noticed some of his actors were getting hurt performing stunts he called for. Because these actions he dictated were extraordinary feats of athleticism, Durand decided he should hired people for cinema who were capable of doing maneuvers that the actors were incapable of doing safely. This was the first instance that stunt people were paid for performing in cinema.

One of his best Onesime movies, April 1912's "Onesime The Clockmaker" (also known as "Onesime Hologer" or ""Batty Bill's Bustle Makes Everyone Hustle"), Durand exhibits what's labeled as surreal destruction. He wrote his character, Onesime, played by Ernest Bourbon, a former music hall comic, to portray an idiot who ends up becoming more cunning than the people surrounding him.

In "The Clockmaker," onesime inherits a fortune, except he's got to wait 20 years to collect. He discovers a central observatory clock that dictates time for the entire world. He rigs the clock to fast forward a day every 15 minutes. What makes this such a true fantasy (and surreal at that) is Onesime is engaged in a desire that is ordinarily prohibited, in this instance wishing time would go warp speed so he could become rich.

The series, which Durand directed almost 80 Onesime films, became highly influential to movie actors. The Marx Brothers and Mack Sennett of the Keystone Cops adopted his wackiness to produce hilarious, sometimes slapstick comedy. The viewer can see the widespread influence Durand had on Stan Laurel of Laurel and Hardy in the opening minute of "The Clockmaker" when Onesime scratches his head in confusion--a trademark of Laurel's throughout his career.
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The Movies Begin
Michael_Elliott11 March 2008
Onesime, Clock-Maker (1912)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Onesime has just inherited a large fortune but he can't get the money for twenty years so he sets the "main clock" to move faster so that days pass in fifteen minutes. This is certainly a gimmick film with the gimmick being the camera under cranked to deliver a higher speed. There's some interesting stop-animation type effects that are the main reason to view this.

Winsor McCay and His Animated Pictures (1911)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Famed cartoonist Winsor McCay is laughed at by friends when he plans to turn his comics into moving pictures. We first see him drawing the picture and then at the end we see them moving. The moving animation is very entertaining but the story wrapped around it is rather boring, although I guess it's basically a set-up.
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Essentially a gimmick movie, but not bad
Tornado_Sam30 June 2017
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This film is essentially a simple gimmick movie because it displays under-cranking as the main effect. While simplistic for 1912 it's still an interesting little idea. The different scenes of the world sped up can get tiresome, and it's possible they maybe went a bit too far with the gag, so I suppose you could say they padded it quite a bit. Still, it's fun watching anyway.

The story is all about an immature young man who is to receive an inheritance...in 20 years!! So how is he gonna wait that long? The answer: he doesn't! Onesime finds he can make time speed up by messing with the central clock. Everything speeds up, and 20 years is done in no time. Then the young man happily receives his inheritance. Supposedly, it is part of a series of Onesime films centered around this character, but this is the only one I've seen. It also could've been done in earlier years, as undercranking was nothing extremely new. But, not bad!
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