Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)

Jared Padalecki: Dean Forester

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• Rory : Please, just tell me why you're here.

  Dean : I don't even know...

  Rory : Yes, you do!

  Dean : Because I thought that you? Oh, forget it.

  Rory : No.

  Dean : I thought you were trying to talk to me.

  Rory : Oh?

  Dean : I mean, you came to my house?

  Rory : Oh, no that? that wasn't me.

  Dean : It *was* you.

  Rory : It must have been someone that looked like me...

  Dean : My sister recognized you from the pictures in my box.

  Rory : What box?

  Dean : The box I have of us, pictures and letters from you and everything...

  Rory : You have a Rory box?

  Dean : And what was going on at that town meeting, all that stuff about writing a song?

  Rory : I don't know what I was talking about...

  Dean : And it had nothing to do with me?... Well, I must have imagined it all, then. Your boyfriend is waiting.

  Rory : He's not my boyfriend, I *hate* him!

  Dean : Whatever.

  Rory : Dean!

  Dean : What?

  Rory : Stop!

  Dean : Why?

  Rory : Because I love you, you idiot!

• Jess's New Girfriend : Hi.

  Jess : Hi.

  [they kiss] 

  Jess's New Girfriend : So?

  Jess : One sec.

  Jess's New Girfriend : Jess!

  Jess : Relax!

  [closes his book, turns to Luke] 

  Jess : I'm out!

  Rory : Ladies and gentlemen, an entire conversation in one word sentences.

  Dean : [walks into Luke's]  OK, don't hate me, but I already ate breakfast.

  Lorelai : See, nice, full sentences.

  Dean : What?

  Rory : Don't ruin it.

  Dean : OK...

• Clara : Is Jess your real name?

  Jess : Yes.

  Clara : Do you like it?

  Jess : It's fine.

  Clara : Would you rather be named Bill?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Frank?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Mike?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Bob?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Ed?

  Jess : Does this belong to you?

  Dean : Clara, you want a snowcone?

  Clara : Yes, will you get me a snowcone?

  Jess : Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me, I'll be right back.

• Dean : I hear Taylor's a big hip-hop fan.

  Rory : Oh, he hops with the hippest of them.

• Lorelai : I don't hate you.

  Dean : No?

  Lorelai : No, though I did imagine at least 20 different ways to remove your head from your body.

  Dean : Really? Which one looked the best?

  Lorelai : Hedge clippers. Really dull ones.

  Dean : No, you wouldn't want it to go quick, would you?

• Lorelai : I need you, Dean. The team needs you.

  Dean : What team?

  Lorelai : Pick a team - it needs you.

• Dean : We sat down and started reading a book and we fell asleep.

  Lorelai : Well, pick a more interesting book next time.

• Dean : I thought you were interested, but I see you're not. I get the message and I am going to leave you alone.

  [He starts to walk away, Rory goes after him] 

  Rory : Wait I'm interested, bye.

  [runs away] 

• Rory : Dean?... Dean, what are you doing here?

  Dean : I'm leaving.

  Rory : Don't go!

  Dean : I shouldn't have come...

  Rory : No, wait!

  Dean : I feel like an idiot.

  Rory : Why?

  Dean : Because I come all the way out here and then I see you with *him*. That's just great!

  Rory : No, Tristan was just...

  Dean : I don't care.

  Rory : No, listen...

  Dean : He's got your books, Rory!

  Rory : But he took them and he wouldn't give them back. Please, just tell me why you're here.

• Rory : So what do you think?

  Dean : I think you look like a cotton ball.

  Rory : Why, thank you Jeeves.

  Dean : But a really cute cotton ball.

• Dean : I gotta place an order.

  Jess : Talk into the clown.

  Dean : I am.

• Rory : So do you like cake?

  Dean : What?

  Rory : They make really good cakes here. They're very... round.

  Dean : Okay, I'll remember that.

  Rory : Good. Make a note. You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.

• Dean : Wanna hammer something?

  Rory : Always.

• Rory : Dean... wait!

  Dean : Why?

  Rory : Because... because I love you, you idiot!

• [Rory and Dean try unsuccessfully to arrange a date, due to conflicting schedules] 

  Rory : Well, they do say that absence makes the heart grow fonder.

  Dean : Sex is also pretty good at that.

• Rory : Please, don't walk away like that.

  Dean : Sorry, I'd do a silly walk, but I'm not feeling very John Cleese right now.