Lucy Moves to NBC (1980 TV Movie)

Gale Gordon: Self - Lucille's production assistant

Quotes 

• Lucille Ball : I played your secretary for so long, I'd feel uncomfortable giving you orders.

  Himself - Lucille's production assistant : Nonsense. When you played my secretary on "The Lucy Show" you always gave me more orders than I ever gave you.

• Lucille Ball : Don't you think people will believe you as a father?

  Donald O'Connor : My own kids don't.

  Himself - Lucille's production assistant : You have children, huh?

  Donald O'Connor : Oh, yes, four. Two boys, a girl, and one that won't tell us what it is."

• Himself - Lucille's production assistant : [about Scotty's collectible Eddie Peabody banjo]  Wasn't he was a banjo player?

  Scotty : A banjo player? You call Eddie Peabody just A banjo player? Was Nijinsky a bush pilot? Was Lindbergh a dancer? Is the Pope Danny Thomas?