Lucy Moves to NBC (1980 TV Movie)

Donald O'Connor: Self

Quotes 

• Gloria DeHaven : [about their son Scotty]  Now that he's turning 18 he can vote, you know.

  Donald O'Connor : Kids grow up fast enough. At 18 they're still innocent, trusting, open-minded, beautiful people. Why turn them into Democrats and Republicans?

• Lucille Ball : Don't you think people will believe you as a father?

  Donald O'Connor : My own kids don't.

  Himself - Lucille's production assistant : You have children, huh?

  Donald O'Connor : Oh, yes, four. Two boys, a girl, and one that won't tell us what it is."

• Donald O'Connor : Hey Lola, what's with the earphones?

  Lola : It's Earth Wind and Fire.

  Donald O'Connor : I don't care if it's Olivia Newton and John.

• Ivery : Woo-wee! I just love that old-time jive. You must have been a real groovy rudy to cut a rug while you jitterbug to Swing and Sway with Sammy Kaye.

  Donald O'Connor : Well, it sure beats tryin' to dance to that hooey of David Bowie.

• Ivery : [about Scotty's collectible banjo]  Who's Eddie Peabody?"

  Scotty : Oh, he was a banjo player.

  Donald O'Connor : A banjo player? Eddie Peabody A banjo player? Was Nijinsky a hoofer? Was Rembrandt a cartoonist? Is Danny Thomas the Pope?