Three for Two (1975 TV Movie)

Lucille Ball: Rita, Sally, Pauline

Quotes 

• Rita : I gave up a successful career to marry you!

  Fred : You were a screw counter in a hardware store

  Rita : I was learning the business.

• Fred : Do you mean you don't like my impersonation of Peter Lorre?

  Rita : It stinks, Herb.

  Fred : Then our whole marriage is based on a lie.

• Rita : [yelling to the street from the balcony]  I'm a pleasure object!

  Fred : [yelling down to the street]  She's 45 and in two months she'll be a grandmother! You hear that? A grandmother!

• Rita : I love the touch of your aftershave. The sound of your hair when it moves.

  Fred : And I love the smell of your boa.

• Rita : [arranging their next assignation]  The only possible day is Veteran's Day.

  Fred : I'd love to, but I'm marching.

  Rita : You'd rather march than go away with me?

  Fred : I can cheat on my wife, but not the National Guard.

• Rita : I'm only alive when I'm with you. I'm dead at the supermarket. I'm dead at the PTA. I'm dead at the beauty parlor.

  Fred : You think you're dead? I'm dead at the bank. I'm dead at the little league games.

  Rita : Are you dead with Myrna?

  Rita : You know I'm dead with Harry. I live only for you!

• Fred : [to his grown children]  Nobody's going anywhere. No how, no way, no chance! The case is dismissed! Through! Finished! Done!

  Rita : Now that's fair. Your father's very fair.