Cher... and Other Fantasies (1979 TV Movie)

Cher: Cher

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• Cher : Do you have "Bambi"?

  Shelley Winters : [as Shelley]  Dear, you're not the type. I don't have that in stock, but I've got a rifle from "Winchester 73".

• Andy Kaufman : [as Adam]  But why do I need an Eve. What can she do? Can she play ball?

  Cher : [as the Snake]  Does Eddie Haskell love the Beaver?

• Cher : [as Eve]  Hey Adam! They told me you look like Redford, dance like Travolta, and swing like King Kong.

• Lucille Ball : [as the Cleaning Lady]  By the way don't bother catching a lizard because you don't need a footman these days. It's gauche. Very gauche.

  Cher : [to camera]  I wish I was the crying type. I'd be a lot happier right now.

• Cher : I don't know what to believe anymore.

  Lucille Ball : [as the Sign Painter]  Faith can move mountains!

  Lucille Ball : [as the Cleaning Lady]  But can it open doors?

• Cher : [after wishing herself home]  Nothing happened! You're no wizard!

  Elliott Gould : [as the Sign Painter]  And you're no Judy Garland!