Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Jack Benny But Were Afraid to Ask (1971) Poster

John Wayne: Self

Quotes 

  • Jack Benny : What's your name, boy?

    John Wayne : Marion Michael Morrison.

    Jack Benny : Marion Michael Morrison? No wonder you're a chorus boy. You'll never get anywhere with a name like that.

    John Wayne : Well, I have been thinking of changing it, Mr. Benny. To Wayne.

    Jack Benny : Wayne. That's not too bad. Wayne. How about Wayne Newton?

    Lucille Ball : How about John Wayne Newton?

    John Wayne : That's worse than Marion Michael Morrison.

    Jack Benny : Let me give you some advice. You're too big and tall and clumsy to be a chorus boy. Why don't you buy yourself a horse, a cowboy suit, and put a black patch over your eye, and you'll be in business. Be a cowboy, get into Westerns and you'll be a star.

    John Wayne : But that takes true grit!

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