Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Dead Right (1990)

Demi Moore: Cathy Marno

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Quotes 

• Charlie Marno : I know I'm a... I'm a little overweight...

  Cathy Marno : A little overweight? Yeah, and Hitler was a little anti-Semitic. And Eisenhower's a little bald. And the Pope's a little Catholic.

• Cathy Marno : Al, look at this guy who just walked in. Jesus, is he huge!

  Al : Which guy?

  Cathy Marno : Which guy? How can you miss him? He's so big he probably has his own ZIP code.

  Al : Oh, you mean the full-sized guy? Not your type, huh?

  Cathy Marno : I don't even think he's my species!

• Charlie Marno : I love married life.

  Cathy Marno : It's rich, isn't it?

• Cathy Marno : Madame Vorma's a dumb bitch.

  Reporter : What?

  Cathy Marno : Uh, uh, it's a thrill to be rich!

• Cathy Marno : Sally, Madame Vorma was a total waste of time. She was a real quack. She went into this bizarro act and started out that Clayton was gonna fire me today. I told her that asshole's not even in town.

  Mr. Clayton : Actually, Miss Finch, "that asshole" came back unexpectedly.

• Cathy Marno : Sally, I just don't think I can go through with it.

  Sally : Why not? Madame Vorma's been right about everything else, hasn't she?

  Cathy Marno : Yeah, but this guy, he's just too grotesque to look at. Let alone do. Jeez, he'd probably smother me.

• Cathy Marno : And you want some advice, Charlie? Eat a salad once in a while... and take a bath!

• Cathy Marno : I loathe you, Charlie. Every day with you is like an eternity in hell!

• Cathy Marno : Say, Charlie...

  Charlie Marno : What?

  Cathy Marno : Have you heard from your uncle? Y'know, the rich one, at the factory, yeah?

  Charlie Marno : Nah, why would I hear from him? He's out West, with his family.

  Cathy Marno : Family? Goddamnit, Charlie! Why didn't you tell me he had family?

  Charlie Marno : What's the big deal?

  Cathy Marno : Big deal? Are you nuts? Are you outta your fuckin' mind? You crazy? What's the big deal? It's only my goddamn fuckin' future, that's all! Shit!

• Cathy Marno : Keep your goddamn clothes! I'll never get your putrid odor out of 'em anyway! And I got plenty now, see, plenty. Plenty, plenty, plenty! I'll just buy new stuff, goodbye.

• Charlie Marno : Hey! Are you playing hard to get?

  Cathy Marno : No. Just try impossible to get.

• Charlie Marno : Actually, I'm, I'm pretty light on my feet.

  Cathy Marno : Yeah? I wish you were light on my feet.

  Charlie Marno : Sorry?

  Cathy Marno : I said you're such a delight to meet.

• Charlie Marno : Cathy, is that you?

  Cathy Marno : Yes it is! You fat, disgusting slob!

• Cathy Marno : Madame Vorma was wrong. I got the money and you didn't. I've had my last dose of Charlie Marno! And thank god!

  Charlie Marno : What are you talking about?

  Cathy Marno : I'm talkin' about you, you creep! I don't need you anymore. I'm movin' out! No more smellin' that stinkin' sewer you call a body! I'm outta here. Thanks for 3 months of nausea.

• Charlie Marno : Look, uh, I know you don't want to go out with me. But, uh, me, see, I'm the kind of guy... I just, uh, I just don't take no for an answer.

  Cathy Marno : Then how about never. Like no way. Not for all the money in the world.

  Charlie Marno : See, the thing is, you move me baby.

  Cathy Marno : Get serious. Allied Van Lines couldn't move you.

• Cathy Marno : Who's the real guy? You gotta tell me!

  Madame Vorma : That is the real guy! He's the one you will marry, the large man, I told you. I see everything. He is the one who will inherit the fortune after you're married. But listen, I told you, shortly after you are married he will die a violent death, I told you that! But... don't worry about it, have an Animal Cracker, eat. Trotsky swears by them!

• Sally : Come on, would you cheer up? Marry the guy! I mean, didn't Vorma say it was gonna be a short marriage?

  Cathy Marno : [imitating Madame Vorma's accent]  Yes, my darling. Soon he inherits the money then he dies, violently.

  Sally : Mmm... did she say how?

  Cathy Marno : She didn't say exactly.

  Sally : Maybe he's like... uh, hit by a car! Y'know, like a hit-and-run driver comes along, smashes him, spreads him all along the road?

  Cathy Marno : He is so big. I'm tellin' ya, he's huge. It would take like a... like a truck. A big ol' Mack truck just to flatten him. I got better. I can see him sittin' at a big ol' table full of food just stuffin' his big ol' fat face. And then he starts to choke on a big ol' piece of meat and then he starts gaggin' and spewin' food and his eyes start to bulge out, y'know, watering and his veins are poppin' out...

  [they both start laughing] 

  Sally : Go for it, Cat. You gotta go for it!

• Charlie Marno : Cathy, I love Chinese food, except, for one thing...

  Cathy Marno : You feel like eating again 20 minutes later?

  Charlie Marno : [roars with laughter]  How did you know that?

• Cathy Marno : I've spend 3 months with this slob because of you! It's insane! It's crazy! He's never gonna inherit any money! He's just a fat, penniless pig and that's all he'll ever be!

  Madame Vorma : So... the honeymoon is over?

  Cathy Marno : You don't get it, do you? Look, I'm through with the both of you! I mean, I'm not wasting any more of my time or my money, I'm finished, done, it's over! You're just... you're just a jerk! A phony! Stupid! Y'know what, it's garbage, just garbage!