Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Dead Right (1990)
Jeffrey Tambor: Charlie Marno
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Quotes
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Charlie Marno : I know I'm a... I'm a little overweight...
Cathy Marno : A little overweight? Yeah, and Hitler was a little anti-Semitic. And Eisenhower's a little bald. And the Pope's a little Catholic.
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Charlie Marno : I love married life.
Cathy Marno : It's rich, isn't it?
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Charlie Marno : If I can't have you... nobody can!
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Cathy Marno : Say, Charlie...
Charlie Marno : What?
Cathy Marno : Have you heard from your uncle? Y'know, the rich one, at the factory, yeah?
Charlie Marno : Nah, why would I hear from him? He's out West, with his family.
Cathy Marno : Family? Goddamnit, Charlie! Why didn't you tell me he had family?
Charlie Marno : What's the big deal?
Cathy Marno : Big deal? Are you nuts? Are you outta your fuckin' mind? You crazy? What's the big deal? It's only my goddamn fuckin' future, that's all! Shit!
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Charlie Marno : Hey! Are you playing hard to get?
Cathy Marno : No. Just try impossible to get.
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Charlie Marno : Actually, I'm, I'm pretty light on my feet.
Cathy Marno : Yeah? I wish you were light on my feet.
Charlie Marno : Sorry?
Cathy Marno : I said you're such a delight to meet.
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Charlie Marno : Cathy, is that you?
Cathy Marno : Yes it is! You fat, disgusting slob!
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Cathy Marno : Madame Vorma was wrong. I got the money and you didn't. I've had my last dose of Charlie Marno! And thank god!
Charlie Marno : What are you talking about?
Cathy Marno : I'm talkin' about you, you creep! I don't need you anymore. I'm movin' out! No more smellin' that stinkin' sewer you call a body! I'm outta here. Thanks for 3 months of nausea.
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Charlie Marno : Look, uh, I know you don't want to go out with me. But, uh, me, see, I'm the kind of guy... I just, uh, I just don't take no for an answer.
Cathy Marno : Then how about never. Like no way. Not for all the money in the world.
Charlie Marno : See, the thing is, you move me baby.
Cathy Marno : Get serious. Allied Van Lines couldn't move you.
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Charlie Marno : Cathy, I love Chinese food, except, for one thing...
Cathy Marno : You feel like eating again 20 minutes later?
Charlie Marno : [roars with laughter] How did you know that?