Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Dead Right (1990)

Kate Hodge: Sally

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• Cathy Marno : Sally, I just don't think I can go through with it.

  Sally : Why not? Madame Vorma's been right about everything else, hasn't she?

  Cathy Marno : Yeah, but this guy, he's just too grotesque to look at. Let alone do. Jeez, he'd probably smother me.

• Sally : Come on, would you cheer up? Marry the guy! I mean, didn't Vorma say it was gonna be a short marriage?

  Cathy Marno : [imitating Madame Vorma's accent]  Yes, my darling. Soon he inherits the money then he dies, violently.

  Sally : Mmm... did she say how?

  Cathy Marno : She didn't say exactly.

  Sally : Maybe he's like... uh, hit by a car! Y'know, like a hit-and-run driver comes along, smashes him, spreads him all along the road?

  Cathy Marno : He is so big. I'm tellin' ya, he's huge. It would take like a... like a truck. A big ol' Mack truck just to flatten him. I got better. I can see him sittin' at a big ol' table full of food just stuffin' his big ol' fat face. And then he starts to choke on a big ol' piece of meat and then he starts gaggin' and spewin' food and his eyes start to bulge out, y'know, watering and his veins are poppin' out...

  [they both start laughing] 

  Sally : Go for it, Cat. You gotta go for it!