House of Wax (2005)

Jon Abrahams: Dalton

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• Blake : [after Dalton is given a make-over]  He looks like Elton John, only more gay.

  Dalton : Elton John is gay?

• Dalton : You're just gonna let 'em leave like that? That guy's a freak, he throws dead animals in a pit for a living.

  Nick : You clean shit for a living, Mr. Septic Tank Man. What's the difference?

  Dalton : Well, um... I don't walk through it. That's one difference.

• Nick : Ugh, Dalton, did you crap your pants again?

  Dalton : What? No! I don't know, maybe. I am wearing my work clothes.

• [Nick is sitting alone while everyone is making out. Dalton comes up to him with his camera] 

  Nick : [grinning]  Don't even think about it, I ain't kissing you, dude.

  Dalton : [mocking disappointment]  Aw, come on. You know you want to.

  [Nick and Dalton laugh] 

  Dalton : Haha, just kidding. Psych! I wouldn't kiss your ass for shit, man.

• Dalton : Hey, do you think that Wade will stay with Carly after she moves to New York?

  Nick : I don't know. Maybe...

  Dalton : Cause, you know... the way she's been lookin' at me...

  Nick : Hey! It ain't happening, man. And even if it was happening - it ain't happening. Nothing personal.

  Dalton : Why's that? I mean, you like me better than Wade, right?

  Nick : [sighs]  Wade's not so bad.

  Dalton : Yeah, I like Wade, too.

• Blake : [choosing who to give the keys to]  Actually, I'm going to let my man drive.

  [hands Dalton the keys] 

  Dalton : You heard the man, get in the car!

  Nick : [squeezes Dalton's nipple]  Give me the keys.

  Dalton : Okay!

• Blake : [to the stranger in the truck]  Yo, man. You need something?

  Carly : What does he want?

  Wade : Hey, can you turn off your lights, please?

  [no response] 

  Paige : Okay, this is getting kinda creepy.

  Blake : Hey, come on, man, get out of here! Nothing to see here, let's go!

  Wade : Can we help you?

  Carly : Maybe we're on his property?

  Wade : Nah, we didn't pass the gate.

  Blake : Hey man, turn your lights off! Hello? Turn your lights off! No, I'm serious. Turn your lights off or I'll whip this on your ass!

  Wade : Hey, hey, it's cool, man.

  [Nick throws a bottle and smashes one of the headlights] 

  Carly : NICK!

  [pause] 

  Carly : Oh, my...

  Dalton : [yelling at the man in the truck]  WHAT?