Happy Anniversary and Goodbye (1974 TV Movie)

Lucille Ball: Norma Michaels

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Quotes 

• [Norma opens the door and Rico walks in with exercise equipment] 

  Rico : I am Rico.

  Norma Michaels : Oh, y-yes...won't you come...oh, you are in.

  [Norma shuts the door] 

  Rico : Where do we do it?

  Norma Michaels : What?!

  Rico : Here, or in the bedroom?

  Norma Michaels : Oh, in here! In here.

  [Rico begins to take off his coat, with his tight exercise outfit on underneath, and he begins to set up the exercise equipment] 

  Rico : I'll set the table.

  Norma Michaels : Need any help.

• Norma Michaels : If I live to be a hundred, I'll never forget Mendelssohn's 'Wedding March' played by a mariachi band.

• Norma Michaels : Among my friends I'm known as the Jackie Onassis of Canoga Park.

• Norma Michaels : [hearing the hotel room has a waterbed]  I'm on the wrong pill. I should have taken Dramamine.

• Norma Michaels : [about the Montezuma Motor Lodge]  The only motel in town where the guests are afraid to drink the water.

• Fay : Don't tell me you've never thought about another man.

  Norma Michaels : Well, maybe Paul Newman.