The Danny Kaye Show with Lucille Ball (1962 TV Special)

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• Danny Kaye : The menu is in French, and the waiters are in French, and the prices are insane. The food is not only in French, but in Brandy, Cognac, and pure alcohol. You can get drunk just by breathing the napkin.

• Lucille Ball : Say, this salad dressing has a very delicate flavor.

  Danny Kaye : Yeah. Yeah, it has a... a regular aroma.

  Lucille Ball : Yes, it's pungent.

  Danny Kaye : That's what it is! I was trying to think of the word. That's it! It has a definite punge.

• Danny Kaye : [about Tahitian restaurants]  These are usually, the most exotic, the most authentic, the most uncomfortable, and... the most popular.

• Danny Kaye : [as Lucy is in quicksand]  Well don't struggle, you'll only sink faster. I learned that in the Amazon.

  Lucille Ball : The Amazon?

  Danny Kaye : Yeah, it's a restaurant in Cleveland.