The Andy Milonakis Show (2005–2007) User Reviews

It's OK

[TheFilmakingMovieCritic · 5/10 · 24 March 2007]

A few weeks before the show aired, i saw the "Superbowl is Gay" video. I didn't know who he was. I rarely watched MTV then and I decided to put it on. I saw an advertisement to the Andy Milonakis Show. I reconised him and i wanted to see this show. At first I thought this show was hilarious, one of my favorites at the time. After the 1st season, I forgot about the show (not really forgot, but lost interest). I heard the 2nd season was coming out, when i heard this i thought back of the 1st season. Thinking back at it, it was wacky and stupid (sortove in a good way). There were some funny moments, but i now (thinking back of it) find the celebrity guest parts were not funny, and the skits that were scripted. The funniest parts were the parts where he was talking and rapping to random people. Plus, there were memorable lines from the show like "It's always raining in my mind."

clean humor

[indo311 · 16 August 2005]

Sure, not everyone likes MTV, or the shows they have produced, but does everyone enjoy every show aired on NBC? probably not. The Andy Milonakis Show is good, clean humor, something you could watch with your family, but it is a strange sense of humor, only for the viewers who enjoy stupid comedy, of which I am one. His age has probably fooled everyone. I, until this evening was certain he was only fourteen but hes date of birth shows he is 29. I think this adds to the humor, and also helps him get away with all the stupid comedy. i really don't like this ten line guideline for these comments, it is forcing me to ramble and probably causing this comment to become useless, just watch the show and see for yourself what it is all about. Great Show, hilarious.

beyond awful

[steveobasterd · 1/10 · 23 December 2007]

I've heard Andy Milonakis on a few radio shows, I was not impressed. I thought I'd check out his show. and well, if you have the humor of a 2nd grader, you might like it. if you like watching a fat kid making 'jokes' like he's 5 then you might like this. but I have to say this is the worst show I have ever seen. I'd rather have a flesh eating virus than watch one more minute of this 'show'. this is proof that anyone can have a TV show, and even more proof that the entertainment industry is getting closer to rock bottom. the US should give up water boarding, sleep deprivation, etc. for interrogation and just make people watch this. they'll be talking in less than a minute.

You ether love it or you hate it, there's no middle.

[isotrbo · 10/10 · 11 April 2022]

So this crazy show is one of my favorite shows of all time, its utterly insane, its all-over the place, but in a same time it's an expression of a lonely guy in a kid's body, usually people will not think deeper when watching this kind of shows. It is a journey of a tragicomic schizophrenic person, and I find all other characters to be his hallucinations.

Even though this show looks stupid its quite deep and unique. There is no show similar to this one.

It has insane amounts of sketches trough every episode and it's not an easy watch.

You can also say that this show is a father of YT stars such as Filthy Frank etc. So in a way it is a cult classic.

This show is not meant to make you feel fulfilled after watching it, its meant to test your brain and your personality.

can't believe people find this show funny

[fingle_fin · 2/10 · 8 January 2007]

i read one of the comments here that said "i thought the ham going down the slide was funny.." i thought uhhhhh.... OK, uhmmmm.... so you find meat going down a slide humorous, you must live with your mom... Jeez, i've seen a few episodes of the andy milonakis show (hey, i get bored sometimes) and after the end of each, i felt my head hurt, don't get me wrong, i like immature college humor but please let it be something that has enough SENSE to make it funny! I think the creators of this show are the same folks who made The Amanda Show from nickelodeon, same formula... make fun of old people, random comedy skits meant for grade school kids. i don't mind andy being 29 and all, just try to funny it up without looking like an absolute moron, or at least tell the writers of the show to stop smoking pot while making the show. and please! enough with the freestyling, white boys can't rap!

peace I love this show

[samcracc · 10/10 · 28 June 2007]

Andy Milonakis, Ralphie, Larry, Rivka, and Billy is so hilarious. Wubbie the dog's Telekinesis was very cool and interesting. The Ying Yang Twins are hilarious. The black eyed peas I love there dancing it's very cool. I have seen the season 1, 2, and 3. I went to New York one person knew about Andy Milonakis. Muti is also hilarious. Hillary Duff is cute too. Know Andy Milonakis has move to L.A. California because of Herbie the turtle but Hillary Duff thinks it's garbage. In the episode 301 Ralphie pulls out a old lady Rivka head from New York, then Ralphie pulls out a Larry can opener with its little Larry head, then last there was a soul it was Billy. Now Andy has move to California. Very hilarious but a bit stupid but you will love this show it's hilarious. Who might be a fan of this the Andy Milonakis show will love it.

I thought I'd never see a show more pointless than Fear Factor

[The_Amazing_Spy_Rises · 2/10 · 13 May 2006]

Hmmm....at least you can watch people win money on Fear Factor. The Andy Milonakis show is not only a waste of time, but there is a small chuckle about once every 8 or 9 episodes. Bad ratio.

The show follows Andy Milonakis, a 30 year old man who has the same disease as Gary Coleman (I can't remember the name), so he looks like a 14 or 15 year old boy, as he does the most random things around New York City. These random things include guidance from two small kittens (aptly named the Jesus and Satan Kitties), Andy passing out smiley faced balloons to random people and professing his hatred for himself, having a safari in his apartment, and whistling for rapper Juelz Santana whenever he's in trouble.

The show does have some celebrity guest appearances, including Snoop Dogg, Juelz Santana, Mike Jones, and Paul Wall. This does keep it from getting a '1'. This 'show' is so bad and atrociously pointless that you can't watch without going 'why?' or 'what the hell?'. The skits are so blatantly stupid that MTV is hoping for you to laugh at how stupid it is. Andy Milonakis is a little funny by himself, so I recommend that if you want to see him be funny, ditch this sad excuse for a TV show and watch the 2005 movie 'Waiting...', where Andy is hysterical. THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE.

2/10 --spy

this show rocks everyone's world... for the most part!

[spekledworf · 10/10 · 26 June 2006]

My grandmother hated this show... before she passed away she said "it's funny... but I hate that f*in fat kid!" my cousin and I simply replied: "but he's not a kid... he's 30!" this show is unbelievable! how did these people do it- it is amazing! Andy Milonakis is my idol! .... I watch his show everyday! I watch it so much that i've memorized the buttons to click to order it ON DEMAND! i just can't wait until the next episode comes out! sorry, Andy milonakis, but i even copy your jokes at school- and i was thinking.... what if you ran around saying there was a murderer right behind you... and he was going to kill you! (but there wont really be people behind you)!

This Show Sucks!...

[Sinnrk2 · 1/10 · 11 December 2007]

I've watched the first season of this disgraceful show and I cried blasphemy towards this show, because it lacks entertainment and it adds more annoyance. If you don't understand what I'm saying I'm saying that it has a person who is socially challenged, as the "host" or as the lead character. If Andy wants legitimate friends, and not "friends that will stick around him to just to make look bad by saying do this and do that" then he needs to stop acting like a poser rapper(a wannabe rapper) and just act normal for a change. He needs to stop going up to random strangers and act like a jackass. He also needs find some real jobs(i.e.Supermarket employee or a newspaper deliverer) and not focus on the stupid antics that he does on the show.

MTV needs to focus on there core audience more and what they might like and stop accepting random show submits. They need to start a focus group that will review the pilot and take some important notes, so that the show will be improved, before the initial pilot release(showing on-air).

The Andy Milonakis show

[mistykal33 · 27 June 2005]

I thought the show was hilarious, very funny.

Reminded of the an early Tom Green show. Funnier

than Jackass or any of those other shows cant wait to see more. I only wonder how old he is, i'm dying to know. Is he really 14(gussing) or maybe he's like Gary Coleman and 40.

In the show he does little skits excerpt from his webpage "Hi everyone my name is Andy Milonakis not to be confused with Bob Smith some people confuse us because our names sound alike. Have you seen the Andy Milonakis Show yet? It's pretty good I guess I mean I think it's good but I don't want to say it's great because it's my show and that wouldn't be polite, would it? No, it wouldn't Andy. THANKS Andy. Oh, I love asking myself questions it makes me feel weird all over my stupid skin.." Very funny show

Is this show for real?

[Agent10 · 1/10 · 26 April 2007]

I still can't utterly believe this show is getting a third season. Are there any standards left, any bare minimums? It used to be you needed a smidgen of talent to get a TV show, much less be a successful stand-up comedian or something. But Andy, the fat gelatinous piece of no talent ass clown he is somehow broke the mold and conned someone into giving him this piece of crap show.

How did he get this gig? Did he go to the 8th grade prom with some studio execs porker daughter or someone actually believe this was a good idea. His show isn't even funny, no matter which way you put it. Slapstick or physical, neither aspect of the comedy spectrum suits this beluga. Giving this garbage dump a "1" is awfully generous, especially when the idea of giving a "1" means there is some value to it.

I hope the idiot that green-lighted this show gets fired or dies a horrible, scathing death that makes him suffer greatly and puts him in hell. Geesh.

Thanks!

[dave-3081 · 10/10 · 15 April 2007]

I would have said all of the same things about Jimmy Kimmel - but since you handled it so eloquently – I'm saved the time of typing it again.

The real mystery is why I always watch Jimmy Kimmel Live, don't you think it's a bit tacky, with all of the relatives, on the show, or payroll anyway.

I don't have cable TV - can't afford it until I have an agent - so abc7 has always been the clearer channel in my area, and this could be the reason, and it's after Nightline.

I've padded this message because of some stupid rule about comments being at least ten lines of text, so here it is again. If they ban me, well, you know, I really won't be leaving comments that often anyway - more about me here SAVE IRVINE .COM, or you can search my name in the IMDb.

I don't even know what a spoiler is, unless it's on an Airplane, I've been using computers since they were invented, never heard that term, except maybe from a suspect on Datline Television, when they encounter Chris Hanson, while naked, at a 13 year old's house.

This board is very smart, because there's someone here 24/7 that will change the B in IMDb to a lower case b, that's hot, must be expensive.

Maybe now I didn't really need to pad the message after all, but here goes anyway, I hope the message police don't get me.

David S. Harvey – Looking for Agent - and Work

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I would have said all of the same things about Jimmy Kimmel - but since you handled it so eloquently – I'm saved the time of typing it again.

The real mystery is why I always watch Jimmy Kimmel Live.

I don't have cable TV, so abc7 has always been a clearer channel in my area, and this could be the reason, and it's after Nightline.

Worst entertainment ever

[Greatornot · 1/10 · 20 September 2007]

I understand that Mr. Andy Milonakis has growth hormone deficiency that renders him disabled. He can not even get sympathy kudos for this piece of trash. I have seen some of the most horrible TV shows, including reality shows. I have seen horribly done remakes of movies that are getting old . I have heard some of the worst music you can imagine.I have read the trashiest of novels. If this has a distinction, its that this beats them all in being the lamest piece of entertainment garbage ever put out. The most hardcore porn movies have more social value than this. The humor was sophomoric, not at all funny. It was obnoxious with some of the dumbest plots to the little skits . I have to pinch myself to see if I really saw what I saw. On the realm of tragedies you have to add this -Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima,Holocaust,Titanic, Thailand Tsunami,911 , Katrina and now this . OK so maybe I am being a tad bit melodramatic but this was the worst TV ever, worst entertainment ever. I have to tell you to watch this and see for yourself . By the way, Shame on you Sarah Silverman for making a guest appearance on this rodent dropping of a show. I give this a big 'fat' ZERO .

Legendary.

[B-L-A-K-E-D · 8/10 · 28 January 2019]

The Andy Milonakis Show was just so different from the very beginning, very unlike what anyone had seen before. People just took the show as a big goof, a waste of time, but little did they know how much impact it would have. Strange and Weird humor is the normal for most shows nowadays, ranging from The Eric Andre Show to even Key & Peele. Surreal humor is king. The sketches on this show were just too simple for everyone to understand.

On the surface level, every sketch on this show looks very dumb and low budget. But that's where the charm of it comes in! Just simple setups can lead to great laughs with a well executed climax. Some of my favorites episodes on this show ("Andy Goes Camping", "Andy Moves To LA", "Episode 1.1", "Episode 2.7") have simple sketches in them with a lot of laughs coming out of it. The whole point of the show is to not take it seriously, you're supposed to have fun! And The Andy Milonakis Show does just that. Combine that with a bunch of Celebrity Cameos and Bumpers and you got a great show on your hands.

Andy Milonakis is so underrated, it's unbelievable. People have bashed him for over a decade calling him "fat", "awful", "untalented" or even "childish". He knows exactly what he's doing, and he's doing a great job. Please continue to bless us with your presence, Andy!

Andy Milonakis Show

[i_am_lindsay_811 · 9/10 · 31 May 2006]

This is a wonderful show. It contains hilarity involving a very immature 30 year old. From Lil Jon, to John Stamos, to Rob Schnieder, the guest appearances never stop, and neither does the laughs. One of the amazing things about this show is that there are only a few main characters (Andy, Ralphie, Larry, Wubbie, and Rivka). For anyone who likes crazy comedy will be sure to find this show a hit. Andy may be 30, but he sure doesn't look it, or act it. He is strangely stupid, like having "pancakes on his face" or "shampoo bottles sitting on his lapp". Every new episode I see completely stuns me. With Milonakis, you never know what is coming. He may be small, but his creativity sure isn't.

Jumped the Shark After 2nd Episode

[tecnomonky · 20 July 2005]

As some of us know this is a pretty good show but once I started watching the 3rd episode I knew that it was turning down hill. Then the 4th came and it was half on half. But the next one we have looks pretty decent. But after all, people saying this show is dumb, they might just be talking about some episodes not all. But there's no reason to call him a gay or a fat jerk. He's just having fun. Trying to be a kid. A 29 year old guy with a growth disorder that makes a show popular to many ages deserves a good score. I like this show as a "past the time by" or something. If you don't agree with this review, I don't care.

Show gets 9/10

Hilarious show

[rockstar6448 · 9/10 · 12 June 2006]

Andy Milonakis has a great sense of humor to be putting on a show such as this for MTV. Personally, my favorite episode contains the skit "Baby Corn" where Andy is looking for a can opener, and Larry has it. My friends and I joke about this episode quite frequently. Some of the parts of the show are not so entertaining, however you'll find yourself laughing so hard you'll think you're going to begin to cry at some points. The show is usually clean, however sometimes it can get to be a little PG-13. I would say that if you don't mind a couple of foul words here and there, then you'll enjoy this show. Andy Milonakis has a very creative mind in how he puts together his pointless skits, and is truly a hilarious man.

This show was ahead of its time

[makamarier · 10/10 · 13 February 2022]

It basically predicted the rise of Tim and Eric and Eric Andre. It was so misunderstood at the time it existed and that's pretty sad tbh. It needs some more appreciation. It absolutely needs a cult following or something.

Quite possibly the worst show ever

[brodi81 · 22 November 2005]

Everyone showed me his clips when he started doing stuff on the internet talking about how funny he was - I found him to have down syndrome. Then he gets his show on Mtv and I try to give it a chance on a few occasions remembering why Mtv shows normally last 1 season. I watch tons of shows without any sort of intellect all the time, but this is one to actually make me dumber by the second. I hope Mtv realizes their mistakes in shows like Real World and Road Rules soon, but I hope to God they sooner find out how bad the A.M. show should be ripped from the archives of television and never be shown again! Thanks Mtv for not playing music over TV shows....

Party on Andy! Party on!

[DANAPOOPEYPANTS · 27 June 2005]

I love this kid Andy, we're probably about the same age, but I love him! Two weeks before the show premiered, I told all of my friends, and my best friend and I spread the word like wild fire. I think Andy is revolutionary along with Mr. Jimmy Kimmel. I love this show because it's a great way to show the audience the "real" places of New York. I think Andy looks at his New York, the way me and my best friend look at our hometown, if only we had a video camera, we would show the world just like Andy does, on how much fun we have by doing crazy stuff to our neighbors, or dressing up like old folks with bandannas on our heads waltzing into the mall and taking pictures of ourselves trying on wigs.If you are someone that likes this show, like my parents even, then you're not an idiot but someone who knows how to have a great time!

My IQ drops 20 points while watching this show

[Gorilla Punk · 7 July 2005]

"The Andy Milonakis Show" now represents the bottom rung of American culture. It involves a 29-year old posing as a 14-year old doing the most immature stunts imaginable. For instance, in one sketch, he walks up to people randomly on the street and asks them idiotic questions. Where's the originality in this? At least when Tom Green did random stuff in shopping malls or on sidewalks, a) he didn't pretend to be 14 and b) he put some effort into his humor. There's nothing witty or clever about this show. Any freak can make drivel like Andy Milonakis does. For crying out loud, he got his start putting his routines on the Internet!

As much as I am annoyed by Andy, I am even more disappointed by producer Jimmy Kimmel. This one time genius, who brought us the unforgettable Karl Malone segment on "The Man Show", has degraded himself to supporting no-talents. Way to go Jimmy. Your creativity will be sorely missed.

How can you say it's not funny?

[alcalajosh · 17 July 2005]

This show is one of my top three favorite shows (Family Guy, Andy Milonakis Show, Drawn Together)and I don't see how people find this show to be a waste of time. What could be funnier than throwing popcorn in the air but instead a steak lands on your face. Or the time when woobie uses telekinesis to rub her ass on the carpet and then uses telekinesis to smear the carpet on andy's face. Or the time when he goes up to random people asking them to take his picture. He shows them how to use the camera and then when they are about to take the picture he runs away and starts laughing. The bottom line is that this is one of the greatest shows ever and If you don't like it, you must be retarded or something.

It Kills Brain Cells

[stinky-21 · 27 June 2005]

How this IDIOT got a TV show is more a reflection on how bad MTV is and how bad the state of TV is in the country! You can't sit through more than 30 seconds of this before you feel your brain cells being killed. None of what is "offered" for "humor" comes close. If I was one of the elderly persons in the neighborhood, I would have cold-cocked him for harassing me. With any luck, this show will be canceled because of poor ratings in 3 weeks.... Two of the things that were particularly grating were a scene when the so-call "Andy" tied himself up and then called a Chinese food delivery service. Before the delivery guy came, he smeared peanut butter all over the lower part of his face, to make it look like his face was smeared with poop. I guess that's cool, right? Well the Chinese food delivery guy comes in with the food delivery and "Andy" asked the perplexed guy to smear some more peanut butter on his face as well as to take the $$$ for the food out of his shirt pocket. I guess that's funny to someone. Another grating thing was walking down a street where there is a lot of elderly people. "Andy" was going up to total strangers and saying stupid things like "hello Mrs. Kelly; nice weather Mrs Schwartz." and stupid stuff like that. To their credit, most of the people did not react. The ones that did basically said, "hey, I'm not Mrs. Schwartz ya crazy kid...." Yeah, that's funny. Not.

Ideal for people who'll laugh at anything, i.e. if you're into Tom Green you'll love this junk.

[fedor8 · 9 May 2008]

First off, I have to say how shocked I am, after having checked AM's bio. This guy is around 30?? I could have sworn he was just an obnoxious, fat 14 year-old kid! He really does have the look/body of an unemployed, 40 year-old Maltese truck driver - with the face of a child clumsily attached to the neck (by Mengele?). How the hell did this no-talent get his own show? He must have a Boston-based American-Greek father or uncle who is a ship tycoon or something. Hence the question is begged: why hasn't Paris Hilton already snatched him for herself by now...? Hm.

Or perhaps it's merely a case of Jay Leno having had drunken one-off sex with Roseanne 30 years ago...?

TAMS is one of the unfunniest sketch shows - strike that - one of the unfunniest of ANYTHING I have ever seen. Before finding out that this guy is an adult, I was ready to give him small bonus points for not being so bad for a mere 14 year-old. Still, in spite of his real age, I think there could have been use yet for AM's ultra-limited talents: he would have been ideal as Tony Soprano's long-lost bastard son. And I am firmly convinced that he could have played a young teenager there. Is there an iota of "adultness" or intelligence in that face?

TAMS contains the worst candid camera stuff I've ever seen - and I've seen tons of that crap, including American, Brtitish, Serbian, German, Italian, Austrian, and Canadian hidden camera. Even the worst of these were head-and-shoulders above the best that this dumb series has to offer. The gags are mostly wordplay-based, hence cheap and obvious. Even though occasionally a good or original idea lurks its unexpected head out of all the zero-value garbage, its execution always ends up being very poor. Writing something funny is one thing, but putting it on the screen without losing its initial appeal is an ENTIRELY different matter altogether... A lot of this failure has to do with the totally non-existent comic-timing and the amateurish acting by AM and the other losers he'd gathered together for this latest MTV mess. The fact that the material looks as if it's been shot by your grandmother's barely-used mobile phone doesn't help matters either. I love silly stuff and toilet humour as much as the next guy, but my intelligence doesn't allow me (unfortunately) to laugh at dilettantes who have no clue what the hell they're doing. Goofing around self-indulgently is something any idiot can do.

I could write better material than this with a toilet seat up my nose. I remember seeing Tom Green for the first time. Back then I had thought they couldn't come up with a worse "comedian" if they tried. How wrong I was... After all, this is MTV we're talking about: the music also always seems as if it cannot get any worse, and yet it does, year after year...

You have all been deceived.

[sk8dog87 · 21 July 2005]

According to the IMDb the date of "ANDY's" birth is January 1976!!! FArther investigation has gone to show that it is because of his hypopituitarism (like Gary Coleman or Kid Rock's late sidekick: Jo-c) causing his growth or pituitary gland to stop working at a young age, causing him to maintain the look of a portly pre-teen late into his 30's even his 40's! THE MAN IS 29 YEARS OLD, and thats no myth, don't believe me than check for yourself. It is creepy that he tries to conceal his age in a shroud of childish humor and jokes. Sure some of the things he does are funny but only for a 12 year old, not a 29 year old!! Ever wonder where his parents are? Or ever wonder how he has his own apartment??? It's because he's 29 years old!