Carol + 2 (1966 TV Special)

Lucille Ball: Self

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Quotes 

• Carol Burnett : [as Alice, shouting]  Jack the Ripper! John Dillinger! Machine Gun Kelly!

  Lucille Ball : [as Rita]  How did they get into this?

  Carol Burnett : [as Alice]  Oh, they're just some of the others who were rejected by their aunts when they were eight months old.

• Lucille Ball : [as Emily]  They expect to make this picture for three million. They're shooting in Panavision. They've got a six week shooting schedule. Two weeks on location in Utah. If they bring this picture in for a penny less than five million four then I know nothing about show business!

• Lucille Ball : [as Emily]  Jayne Mansfield as Joan of Arc! Man, would she take long to burn!

• Lucille Ball : [as Emily]  Are you still going around with that doorman from the Paramount?

  Carol Burnett : [as Evelyn]  Ralph and I are engaged.

  Lucille Ball : [as Emily]  Oh, brother!

  Carol Burnett : [as Evelyn]  I know you don't approve of him.

  Lucille Ball : [as Emily]  It's not him, Evelyn. But you know how I feel about show business marriages. Just don't come crying to me when your careers clash.