Watching the Detectives (2007)

Jason Sudeikis: Jonathan

Quotes 

• Jonathan : Did she have any wild mood swings?

  Neil : No, she was... she was, you know, she was pretty consistently out there.

  Jonathan : Yeah alright then, she's not bi-polar.

• Jonathan : Nobody comes out to see these local bands. These are shitty bands, man. Who wants to watch a bunch of high school metal heads with names like "Shittin' Bricks" and "Trojan Whores"?

  Neil : "Trojan Whores"?

  Jonathan : Yeah

  Neil : I like that.

• Lucien : So what was the Bet?

  Jonathan : If the bugs won, I could shove a burrito in your face.

  Lucien : Well you know the last time you lost, I was supposed to get to piss on your foot, but I never did.

  Jonathan : What you waiting for? You want to piss on my foot, be my guest.

  Lucien : Hey Neil!

  Neil : Yeah?

  Lucien : Want to see me piss on his foot?

  Neil : Uh, sure, yeah... Just not in the store.