Angel (TV Series)

Through the Looking Glass (2001)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• [Angel has a reflection and is looking at his hair seeing himself in a mirror] 

  Angel : Okay, this is because of goin' through the portal, right?

  [pushes down hair] 

  Cordelia Chase : No. It always looks like that.

• Cordelia Chase : [as Cordelia grabs some treasure]  Why can't we use the front door?

  Charles Gunn : Do you really think you'll be able to get your booty through the front door?

  Cordelia Chase : Hey!

  Charles Gunn : That booty.

  [points at treasure] 

  Cordelia Chase : Oh. I just wanted a little something to remember my reign by. Is that so wrong?

• [first lines] 

  Angel : One... Two... Three...!

  Cordelia Chase : [Cordelia clears her throat]  Hi, guys.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Cordelia?

  Charles Gunn : No way!

  Angel : You're safe?

  Cordelia Chase : A little bit. They made me ruler.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : But this is fantastic.

  Cordelia Chase : Well... It's not like my throne couldn't use a few extra cushions. But I'm really not gonna complain because well... throne.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : You can order them to release us?

  Cordelia Chase : Yes, I really could.

  Constable Narwek : Shall we gut the cows now, that you might dine on their ignoble flesh, Oh Most High?

  Cordelia Chase : You're most high if you think that is gonna happen. Besides, shouldn't there be some extended groveling first?

  Angel : Cordelia?

  Cordelia Chase : Okay. Off with their heads!

  [the Pyleans pull out their swords] 

  Cordelia Chase : Kidding.

• Cordelia Chase : [to Wesley]  If you ever figure out how to get us out of here, I want you to find me a dimension where some demon doesn't want to impregnate me with its spawn. Is that just too much to ask? What is it about me anyway? Do I put out some kind of Com-shok-me vibe? I mean, you'd tell me, right?

• Cordelia Chase : How did you get in?

  Charles Gunn : Same way you did. Opened the portal, with the book.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We uhh... seem to have misplaced it.

  Cordelia Chase : The portal or the book?

  Charles Gunn : Both.

  Cordelia Chase : I don't know about portals, but they've got books here. Those Trombonal guys, they used one when they swore me in.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I've got to see those.

  Cordelia Chase : In quite a hurry to get back to the "Cordelia is not a Princess" dimension, aren't ya?

• Silas : Your Majesty?

  Cordelia Chase : Yeah.

  Silas : The Groosalugg

  Cordelia Chase : Say, don't you think it would add an air of feminine mystery, if I were to just not be here. Kill me now.

• Priest One : The Com-shuk is a mating ritual.

  Charles Gunn : I told you it was dirty.

  Cordelia Chase : [flustered and scared]  Yes. Exactly. The mating ritual. Which is great.

  [laughs] 

  Cordelia Chase : It's been a really long time since I've had a good Com-shuk. So umm... I'm just gonna run out for a minute... because I wanted to get it a gift. And you know... Groosaluggs are hard to buy for. So uhh... I should hurry.

• The Groosalugg : I was cast from my village... cut off from my life givers, forced to make my way on my own.

  Cordelia Chase : My parents were busted for tax fraud, and my trust fund dried up overnight.

• Priest One : The Princess like The Groosalugg is a tool of the Covenant, nothing more. You will do what we tell you to do. If we tell you to mate, then you shall mate.

  Cordelia Chase : You can't force us to...

  Priest One : If we tell you "silence", you shut your cow mouth!

  Cordelia Chase : Pardon me?

  Priest One : Pardon, your Majesty? Don't you feel you've done enough pardoning... for one day.

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [seeing a picture of a deer]  Fascinating, a hart.

  Cordelia Chase : It's not a heart, it's a "Bambi".