Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Oh What a Tangled Web (1976)

Mollie Sugden: Mrs. Slocombe

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Peacock : Is that her?

  Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : That is my secretary, yes.

  [Mrs. Peacock breaks down sobbing] 

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Do you know, when I was in the navy, we had a petty officer just like that.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : I notice she didn't burst into tears when she thought it was me.

  Mr. Dick Lucas : [dryly]  Funny, that.

• Captain Stephen Peacock : [Captain Peacock has arrived very late to work after an alleged affair with Mr. Rumbold's secretary]  Good morning, Mr. Humphries.

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Oh, good morning, Captain Peacock!

  Captain Stephen Peacock : Good morning, Mrs. Slocombe.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : Good *afternoon,* Captain Peacock.

  Captain Stephen Peacock : Yes, I am a bit late. There's a reason, of course.

  Mr. Dick Lucas : Yes, and here it comes.

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : [to the camera]  And the next object is: a lie. A lie.