"The Bob Hope Show" James Cagney, Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Vivian Vance, William Frawley, Diana Dors, Don Larsen (TV Episode 1956) - Lucille Ball as Lucy Ricardo

Herself - Guest : [defensive] What are you talking about? I give you a kiss every day.

Himself - Host : I know, but this is October. You just kissed me through Lincoln's Birthday.
Herself - Guest : We've got termites!

Himself - Host : [after his hat comes flying out of the closet where a seal is hidden] One of them must pitch for Cleveland.
Himself - Host : You're always helping, like when we went on our honeymoon. You thought we'd be lonesome so you invited your mother along.

Herself - Guest : I was just trying to help.

Himself - Host : Who were you helping? You're father?
Herself - Guest : [to Fred, played by Desi Arnaz] Well Fred, I didn't recognize you. You look like a new man. Took off a little weight, put on a little hair.

Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo