CHiPs (TV Series)

Peaks and Valleys (1978)

Lou Wagner: Harlan Arliss

Quotes 

• Harlan : [Watching wistfully as Ponch and Jon ride off]  Ah, if I was two inches taller, I would be cracking the bricks with them.

  Sgt. Joseph Getraer : Well, look at the flip side, Harlan. If you were two inches shorter, you'd be riding losers at Hollywood Park.