The Carol Burnett Show (TV Series)

Lucille Ball and George Carlin (1969)

Lucille Ball: Self - Guest, Various Characters

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Quotes 

• Lucille Ball : Where are you from, sir? Havana?

  Various Characters : [alarmed]  Havana? What makes you think I'm from Havana?

  Lucille Ball : Well, if it's one thing I know, it's a Cuban accent.

• Various Characters : [as Ted]  I'm afraid the neighbors will talk.

  Lucille Ball : [as Alice]  No, they won't.

  Hostess : [as Carol]  Why not?

  Lucille Ball : [as Alice]  We're the neighbors.

• Hostess : [as Polly]  Our gowns! Where are our gowns?

  Lucille Ball : [as Dolly]  I took them to the cleaners.

  Hostess : [as Polly]  Do you think they're ready?

  Lucille Ball : [as Dolly]  They should be. I took them in 1931.