Cheers (TV Series)

Love Me, Love My Car (1992)

Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe

Quotes 

• Rebecca Howe : [about Woody's pig, which she has in her arms]  Oh, he's shivering. Should we cover him with something?

  Woody Boyd : Well, not really. Maybe some honey glaze and a little pineapple.

• Rebecca Howe : [about Woody's pig that he intends to make a Christmas ham out of]  Oh, he would make the best pet. Hey, Woody, would you consider selling him?

  Woody Boyd : No, but I'll share him.

  Rebecca Howe : You will?

  Woody Boyd : Sure. The day after Christmas, I'll bring you some sandwiches.

• Woody Boyd : Miss Howe, you aren't gonna believe this. Guess who showed up at my folks' back door last night?

  Rebecca Howe : Who?

  Woody Boyd : Snuffles. Yeah, I guess he found his way onto the back of a truck that was headed that way. I told you he was smart.

  Rebecca Howe : I can't believe this. You see, he traveled all that distance to get home where he was safe and sound. This is a Christmas miracle!

  Woody Boyd : I'll say.

  [to the guys at the bar after Rebecca leaves] 

  Woody Boyd : Mom said he was delicious.

• Carla Tortelli : [notices Rebecca carrying Woody's pig]  What are you gonna do?

  Rebecca Howe : I'm gonna save a life. I'm gonna drive Snuffles way out in the country and give him his freedom. He'll be free! Free, I tell you! And he'll always remember the person who gave him his freedom... Rebecca Howe! This is the best thing I've ever done.

  [she heads out the door] 

  Carla Tortelli : I don't mind saying, that is one screwed up broad.