Star Trek: Enterprise (TV Series)

Carpenter Street (2003)

Scott Bakula: Capt. Jonathan Archer

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Quotes 

• Drive-thru voicebox : Welcome to Burgerland. How may I serve you today?

  Loomis : I'll have the Double Superbeef, no lettuce.

  Captain Jonathan Archer : [to voicebox]  One Double Superbeef without lettuce, please.

  Drive-thru voicebox : You can make that a triple for only 40¢ extra.

  Loomis : Do it.

  Captain Jonathan Archer : [to voicebox]  A double will be fine.

  Drive-thru voicebox : Would you like to make that a combo?

  Loomis : [to voicebox]  Yeah, fries and a medium root beer.

  Drive-thru voicebox : Will there be anything else today?

  Captain Jonathan Archer : A hamburger, ketchup only.

  Drive-thru voicebox : You can make that a double for only 40¢ extra.

  Captain Jonathan Archer : No, thank you.

  Drive-thru voicebox : Would you like to make that a combo?

  Captain Jonathan Archer : No, no combo.

  Drive-thru voicebox : Will there be anything else today?

  [Archer turns to T'Pol. She leans over to read the menu] 

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : [to voicebox]  Does the Fiesta Salad contain animal products?

  Drive-thru voicebox : No, but we can add three strips of bacon for only 75¢ more.

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : [disgusted]  Nothing for me, thank you.

  Captain Jonathan Archer : Sure?

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : Quite.

• [Archer is about to drive off in a 'borrowed' car] 

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : Have you ever operated a vehicle from this period?

  Captain Jonathan Archer : I can pilot a starship.

• Sub-Commander T'Pol : We just traveled 90 light years back to Earth.

  Captain Jonathan Archer : And 150 years into the past.

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : Forgive me if I'm not entirely convinced.

  Captain Jonathan Archer : You will be.

• [Archer is taking out money from a 21st-century ATM using 22nd-century technology] 

  Captain Jonathan Archer : People used to go to jail for this.

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : We'll return what we don't use.

• [Archer is interrogating Loomis, who is tied to a chair but not very cooperative] 

  Captain Jonathan Archer : [to T'Pol]  Untie him.

  Loomis : You heard him. Untie me.

  [T'Pol complies] 

  Loomis : That's better.

  [Archer punches Loomis in the face, sending him crashing to the floor, then puts him back on the chair and has him tied up again] 

  Captain Jonathan Archer : It didn't feel right doing that with you tied up. Carpenter Street!

  Loomis : You're not allowed to hit me.

  Captain Jonathan Archer : Untie him again...

• Captain Jonathan Archer : How did this "doctor" find you?

  Loomis : I told you, I work at the blood bank. He wanted someone from every blood type - eight blood types, eight people. He figured I had access to that kind of information.

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : Did he also figure that you'd have no compunctions about abducting people?

  Captain Jonathan Archer : What's he paying you?

  Loomis : 5,000 a piece, double for the last three.

  Sub-Commander T'Pol : [to Archer]  Is that what human life is worth in the 21st century?