Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Big Shots (1999)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

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• Robert Barone : I admit that there may have been times when I might have mentioned in passing that I possibly envied you. But not anymore. And would you like to know why?

  Ray Barone : Yeah, no, not really. Where the hell is the waitress?

  Robert Barone : Everything you have - successful career, great family, free hot dogs - has made you lose touch with reality. You... are spoiled.

  Ray Barone : Oh. Yeah. And I guess all those years sponging off mom and dad have made you a better person.

  Robert Barone : It certainly did. I may have a thankless job, be divorced, pay full price for a hot dog, but I happen to have something you'll never have.

  Ray Barone : A tail?

• Robert Barone : I *am* superior because I'm humble.

• Robert Barone : All right. Uh, excuse me, officer.

  Officer : Yes?

  Robert Barone : Sergeant Robert Barone, NYPD, 2-4 precinct.

  Officer : Oh, you're NYPD?

  Robert Barone : Yeah. This here's my kid brother, Raymond. I was dozing off, so I didn't notice he had such a lead foot. But I'm gonna keep a closer eye on him from here on out, okay?

  Officer : Look, with all due respect, we're pretty strict here with our laws, so I got to write the ticket.

  Robert Barone : But - but I carry a shield.

  Officer : Then you should know better, officer.

  Robert Barone : Hey, listen, I don't know how you do things out here in the sticks, okay? But in the city, cops look out for one another.

  Officer : I'm glad we had this conversation. It gave me a chance to notice your brother's inspection sticker. Now, I might just be a country bumpkin, don't know much about all that book learning and fancy numbers, but near as I can figure, this looks like it's expired. I'll be right back with another little present for y'all,