The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Girls' Night Out (1961)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Barney Rubble : Hiya, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Barney!

  Barney Rubble : Was, uh, lonesome over on my stoop. Uh, do you mind?

  Fred Flintstone : Be my guest, Barney-boy. My stoop is your stoop.

  Barney Rubble : We wouldn't be out here unless we was both stupes.

• Wilma Flintstone : We've had it, Fred. We're going home.

  Fred Flintstone : But we made a record for you.

  Wilma Flintstone : I'll say you did, the most miserable time on record.

• Fred Flintstone : [about the amusement park]  Well, do we go?

  Wilma Flintstone : All right, I guess so.

  Fred Flintstone : Swell, and, Wilma, start packing plenty of sandwiches, huh?

  Wilma Flintstone : What? Fred, once, just once, will you try to forget that stomach of yours?

  Barney Rubble : [laughs]  That... That's asking him to forget an awful lot, Wilma.

• Fred Flintstone : Okay, Barney, put the coin in.

  Barney Rubble : Put the coin in? Why is it I'm always the one that puts the coin in things, Fred? You bashful or something?

  Fred Flintstone : Of course not, Barney. It's just that I... uh... um... haven't got any small change.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah, well, this is the sixth time today you didn't have any small change.

• Fred Flintstone : Come on, girls. They got four seats left on the rocket-to-the-moon ride.

  Wilma Flintstone : [exhausted]  You and Barney go, Fred. Betty and I will rest here for a few minutes.

  Fred Flintstone : Okay, but you're going to miss all the fun.

  Betty Rubble : I know. I haven't had such fun since I had a tooth pulled.

• Fred Flintstone : [while driving home]  Well, anyway, the girls won't be giving us any more of that ''I never get out of the house'' routine.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, no, sir, not after that trip we took across the country.

  [later, Fred arrives home] 

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, I'm home! Boy, that dinner looks good. Brontosaurus stew, my favorite dish.

  [the roof rises] 

  Fred Flintstone : WHAT? TONIGHT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT AND THAT'S FINAL!

  [Fred takes his food and goes out to sit on his stoop] 

  Barney Rubble : [from his house]  Tonight? Nothing doing, Betty, nothing doing! And that's final!

  [Barney, carrying his food, joins Fred] 

  Barney Rubble : Betty was ironing all day...

  Fred Flintstone : Say no more, Barney. So was Wilma. You know, Barney, there's something about ironing all day that brings out the worst in women.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah, but even the worst is pretty good, huh, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, bless their ''You never take me out anyplace'' little hearts.